Lonely Azeb

straight geeking off the hellfumes

Ramadan does not forbid slating my hunger for infidel blood

My (24M) Lion (3?) has been questioning whether Allah is the true highest power, so I removed its genitalia. AITA?

Dude who taught the homonculi to skate I just watched one ollie over the great wall holy shit

Just heard a voice in my head telling me to charge into no-man’s land for God. Wrong religion man, come on.

Failure will not be tolerated. Any who cannot perform shall suffer a similar fate at the hands of executioner Concretus Brickius.

Just saw the only other azeb in my warband get domed. These heretic snipers are no joke.

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Distill the tears of a lust-affiliated yoke fiend, crystallize em, mash em, mix with lion piss and then consume.

This black market elixir is no joke I’m tweaking out aaaaggh

Why not both?

Warband is all finished! Bull has been chastised and pinkie swore to never shoot my house again. Long live the Sultan!

he has really really good advertisements

Just melted a heretic, I think I misunderstood the instructions.

DO NOT buy Ayman Azeb’s “Bad Day Go-Away Spray”. Not only did it not improve my day, but I’m fairly sure it’s acidic.

Just heard some pilgrims bragging about how they resurrect. Okay big whoop my homonculus has done that 7 times. Get a new schtick.

You piece of shit

Just walked back from a 10 hr shift on the wall and my house is gone. Guess some artillery witch overcompensated and now I’ve gotta bunk with my parents. FML.

I like Azeb Ayman’s line, the “Heretic Ash” flavour especially is a banger

Much appreciated, Infidel

Please stop asking us for lotto numbers. we can't do that.

Alchemist friend lost his takwin. He said “Wheres the homo?”
I said “I’m looking at one!”

In all seriousness, it’s about 2 and a half feet tall, has winged arms, and answers to “Progeny” if you have any information please reach out

Who up oiling they wall?