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Where did that year go 🫠

I'm sorry I've neglected you, Blue Sky. I've only been at the bad place because it's bigger to scream at for Palestine.

This is why I don't have doona covers and doonas anymore, I only have comforters. That (doona covers) was a battle I can not win!

My youngest had similar (hearing loss, severe speech delay, 2 years intensive speech therapy and then grommets) so if you have any questions feel free to ask <3

Cried at work today, cool

A meme in two pictures. The first picture is Lisa Simpson with a presentation screen saying "Willy Wonka is just Saw for children". The second picture is a man commentating "why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?".

tweet from elon musk about german ships saving refugees

tweet from german foreign office saying they’re saving lives. elon responds: So you’re actually proud of it. Interesting. Frankly, I doubt that a majority of the German public supports this. Have you run a poll? Surely it is a violation of the sovereignty of Italy for Germany to transport vast numbers of illegal immigrants to Italian soil? Has invasion vibes … 🤨

the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts

Dianne Feinstein won’t see your jokes, but your 90 year old politician friends whose own hubris ruined their legacy and made everybody dislike them at the end an iconic career, will.

“Please explain this gap in your resume.”

Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?

Donated 3 just then :)

I only use it on my laptop browser ugh. I feel so prehistoric.

thank you <3

This tonsilitis is kicking my ass. I'd say it's the worst I've ever had it! Stressing about missing so many days of work, stupid capitalism.

Google street imagery showing a policeman directing the car into a lane

The google car pulls over

It is in the lane and the police approach

A look back as the car departs

I found a streetview car being pulled over for an RBT

Could have laughed at the reaction of the pharmacist when I told him that no, I didn't want to buy his $30-80 probiotics

Should still be fine registering after 60 days. Just makes it harder for things as baby has less ID (ie daycares).

oh no :(

That was me today and we had a long weekend here in WA last weekend!!

Sexy white tiger man

More sexy white tiger man

Sexy bear surfer

Hands off my cannon but it’s a buff gorilla man eating a mushroom lmfao

Do you think the Republican freaks behind this series of MAGA children’s books know just how incredibly horny this furry art is, or nah?

Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a six foot inflatable of two concerningly horny skeletons making sensual skeleton love

What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK

*pretends to be shocked*

google search screenshot - two pictures up top of Hamantashen (triangular filled pastries) with a description below. Hamantash Food A hamantash is an Ashkenazi Jewish triangular filled-pocket pastry associated with the Jewish holiday of Purim. The name refers to Haman, the villain in the Purim story. In Hebrew, hamantashen are also known as אוזני המן, meaning "Haman's ears". Wikipedia

One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us.

He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.

50 First Dates except every morning Drew Barrymore wakes up and forgets there’s a strike and the internet has to get her to not do her show

now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this

He looks like he's for-Ken Done with bothering anymore.... ba doompt tss 😜

Genuinely don’t want to be *that* guy but Ken Done is just taking the piss now

There's similar ones at Bread Top :D

youtu.be/tM-soWi5Xu8?...

Filmography for Darla the dog, who acted in Pee-wee's Big Adventure, The 'Burbs, The Silence of the Lambs, and Batman Returns.

No other actor has had this range.