Josh Priddle

Say `expect(true)->toBeTrue()` one more time, Claude, I dare ya!

New King Of The Hill was decent. Definitely not as good as the original but 7/10 - which is a lot better than I expected.

A teeet from Andrew Yang: RIP Ozzy Osbourne, a true American original. 🙏❤️🇺🇸

RIP to the Prince of Bats

YouTube video by OzzyOsbourneVEVO Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley (Live & Loud)

This song and album changed my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvm...

I still don't know how they mixed a live album _that_ well.

Noooo not Ozzy 😭😭

Hot take: everything bagels are overrated and are not worth the mess.

A tweet: Hello, Linux Developer. My name is Jigsaw. In this "Saw Trap" (as I've taken to calling them), there is a wheel in front of you. Your challenge is to leave the room without reinventing it. It works fine. It's a perfectly good wheel. The door is unlocked. #linux

Ugh, tough but fair.

Wow, Weird Al was so good. Bucket list item ✅

Me every time I buy furniture that includes a hex wrench for assembly Lord of the Rings meme After all why not? Why shouldn’t I keep it?

True

Omg, my elderly neighbor just yelled to his wife, "that's why I want to fucking die! So I don't have to deal with you!"

Omg I forgot she said they use feta cheese.

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face saying wtf.

Me, hearing my mother makes bruschetta with Italian dressing instead of balsamic vinaigrette. I guess I should just be happy she used mozzarella instead of a Kraft single...

YouTube video by Ze Frank Sad Cat Diary

Always good youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk?...

The Office meme with Jim and 2 posters Poster 1: if a programmer says they will fix the bug in 1 hour believe them Poster 2: don’t need to remind them every 2 hours

I feel attacked

GitHub - built-fast/gh-clover-annotate: gh-cli extension to parse PHPUnit/Pest clover.xml reports and annotate GitHub Actions results gh-cli extension to parse PHPUnit/Pest clover.xml reports and annotate GitHub Actions results - built-fast/gh-clover-annotate

Another little OSS project for BuiltFast—a GitHub CLI extension to annotate PHPUnit/Pest coverage reports on GitHub Actions: github.com/built-fast/g...

I never did anything fancy with them. I'm sure there are some for syntax highlighting if that's what you mean. Otherwise CSS snippet could fix what annoys you

Made my first composer package today 😀

packagist.org/packages/bui...

Hi! Bob Vue, Vue Refrigeration. Nice to meet you!

Nothing makes me feel as stupid as trying to write modern javascript. There were a few magical years with jQuery and coffeescript from 2010-2015. I miss that.

Screenshot of blessthefall's forthcoming GALLOWS album coming on September 5, 2025

😱 new blessthefall in September?!?!?!

APIs for BuiltFast 😃

What kind of nerd has tests for their dotfiles? This nerd github.com/itspriddle/d...

Launching my app today. Spent the whole day squashing bugs. People who aren't engineers don't understand how this is a great day and I am legit having fun. Seeing 4 months of work come together... what could be better?!

Next on my list is a phpstan extension to scan for vars that should use SensitiveParameter. But gotta learn how to publish composer packages first.

Yes it’s a Star Trek reference and backronym. Who is gonna stop me 😬

GitHub - built-fast/lcars: Laravel CLI and Reusable Scripts Laravel CLI and Reusable Scripts. Contribute to built-fast/lcars development by creating an account on GitHub.

Another BuiltFast OSS project github.com/built-fast/l...

`rg --vimgrep search | vim -c cb -`

Opens Vim with the results from `rg` in the quickfix list.

Kinda neat if I remember how to do it. I'll usually search around with `rg` first then hop over to vim and use a custom `:Rg` command I have to search again.

BuiltFast BuiltFast has 2 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.

Humble beginnings of BuiltFast's open source projects github.com/built-fast

- gh-shellcheck is an extension for quickly running shellcheck on bash scripts in GitHub Actions
- vim-laravel-projections brings :Emodel, :Econtroller, etc to navigate Laravel projects in Vim

Can't wait to add more!

In our infrastructure automation project:

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- Commits: 911
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In our provisioning app:

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- Test assertions: 2,946
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- Commits: 283
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