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Joe βš“οΈ

@cpo-joe.bsky.social

Here to chew gum and repost. Unconventional military career that led to old age and flatulence. OG American. Openly grey. Dogfather. Free range poster. 🚫DM’s, seriously. β€œI want my AARP!” Bro/Bruh/Bruddah.

4,553 Followers  |  5,911 Following  |  1,062 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2023  |  2.1599

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All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory When Susana Pacheco accepted a housekeeping job at a casino on the Las Vegas Strip 16 years ago, she believed it was a step toward stability for her and her 2-year-old daughter. But the single ...

Water’s still $10 a bottle, and parking’s still $30 a night tho!

share.google/LVpvSyc8p1l1...

04.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marjorie Taylor Greene turns on GOP, says Republicans are anti-women "I don't know if the Republican Party is leaving me, or if I'm kind of not relating to Republican Party as much anymore," Greene said.

So simple even a caveman can do it. www.newsweek.com/marjorie-tay...

04.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A long time ago, on a website far far away, @stonekettle.bsky.social created an innocuous post about a hummingbirb…

04.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a pretty sweet Forklift Operator certification on offer too.

04.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: I just, I just don’t understand why I’m here. And wearing a jumpsuit.

Hegseth: After the cuts to every scientific agency, we had no one else, and your name kept coming up …

me: I wrote a movie. Fiction.

Hegseth: This Administration does not recognize that distinction.

04.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 4

I told Joe; I said, β€œJoe, expand the court.” But, he never did.

04.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US could require up to $15,000 bonds for some tourist visas under pilot program The U.S. could require bonds of up to $15,000 for some tourist and business visas under a pilot program launching in two weeks, a government notice said on Monday, an effort that aims to crack down on visitors who overstay their visas.

In today’s episode of Shithole Country: www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

04.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s just change the terminology for discussing tariffsβ€”an accurate change, I might add:

This president is unilaterally and unpredictably raising taxes on Americans, usually up to unprecedented levels. The Constitution reserves this power to Congress, which is not fighting back.

04.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Unmask ICE.

Stop the illegal mass racial profiling.

DHS: Follow the law.

03.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1377    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 23

I was sure Mensa would have solved all our problems by now.

23.12.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 8
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Coconut Rice Bear

03.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1455    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 16

That’s a better headline.

02.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shaking the spare change out of the next nerdy kid.

02.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s a Russian made automobile he’s celebrating in front of.

02.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 672    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 29

These are among the daily activities available. I Google AI-ed it.

01.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He makes it sound as if no one wants to go there for the forklift certification or knitting class.

01.08.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberty incident was my first thought too.

01.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were shocked to find out that Greeneville Zoo's passwords were all 123chimpanzee.

30.07.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜Alligator Alcatraz' detainees on hunger strike for 10th day, protesting conditions One of the detainees, Pedro HernΓ‘ndez, was hospitalized during the strike but continued to refuse food, he said on Thursday.

A hunger strike at a South Florida immigration detention center state officials have named β€œAlligator Alcatraz” enters its tenth day, as detainees protest what they call inhumane and dangerous living conditions.

01.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2156    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 92
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Newly graduated sailors eligible for overnight liberty Sailors who complete boot camp and are heading to advanced training school are now eligible for overnight liberty, a privilege not previously available.

Maaaaaaaaan…
I never get to do nothing!

www.navytimes.com/news/your-na...

01.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emil Bove is in.
Laws are out.

01.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since 2004 I’ve been telling you Republicans just want to privatize Social Security so they can turn your hard earned guaranteed money over to Wall Street in exchange for massive contributions.

So I’d like to thank Wall Street fat cat Scott Bessent for saying it out loud.

01.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

OG dictators would have him shot with an anti-aircraft gun.

01.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I offered the amendment. Not to refuse acceptance of the Qatari jet; just to prohibit Trump from taking it with him when he leaves office - after the taxpayers spend $1 billion to retrofit it.

Failed 14-15. Every single Republican voted to allow Trump to take the jet.

31.07.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4905    πŸ” 2085    πŸ’¬ 424    πŸ“Œ 192

Mortified this morning because I incorrectly judged the maximum following distance to which my door-holding obligations applied

31.07.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1017    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 7

I find that the best way to convince someone to see things your way is to curse at them on the internet.

31.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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No lie detected.

31.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're all the same to me. Any DHS employee is a scum bag now. We need to dissolve that department. I hated when they started it after 9/11 and even used the word "homeland". It always had USSR connotations.

My grandson's dad lives in South Tucson. Says it's wall to wall ICE and Border Agents.

30.07.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Privatizing Veterans’ Health Care Will Be a Disaster Thousands of VA health care workers have been fired. Private-sector replacements will be worse.

Privatizing Veterans’ Health Care Will Be a Disaster

30.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reppin’ the 520.

24.07.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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