Jason

It’s one goal, I’m not planning the parade. But mostly cause I’ve never been to Van to know the route lol

omg petey goal. petey goal! its happeninnngggg #Canucks

I assume you know about Neal Patel? Tried to send a friend a Verge story about SEO and googled Nilay Patel SEO. Didn’t find you lol

Yes. Didn’t see this when I wrote my reply. Yours is much more succinct 👏🏻

Completely unrelated but I can’t stop reading the judge’s name as AI sup (second char is a capital i). Like they’re asking

AI, sup!!??

After potentially fucking all the major operators of LLMs.

I saw this feature on their roadmap at some point. And you’re 100% right. If we want the big accounts moving here, then the big accounts want people to get notified when they post. Hopefully one day

‎BlueNotify ‎Get push notifications when the people you follow on Bluesky post something. No password required.

If you use an iPhone give this a try! Works pretty well for me

apps.apple.com/ca/app/bluen...

Ok jokes can come back now

Mister God Chorgus if this happens you don’t need to bring me any Christmas presents or leave any money for my baby teeth. Honestly you can take my eyes if you want because I’ll never see anything better than thattttt

Jokes aside for a second, what is more chaotic:

Yuki failing and they go back to Liam for Bahrain.

OR

Yuki crushes and they still don’t sign him for next year

Doing the whole thing yourself really is the Max way to do it tbh

You got this Chorgus we believe in you

This is a robust level of stupid.

This phrase came to me in a dream. Go with god

If he only makes 1 video a season, but it’s this good… I take that trade honestly

YouTube video by Rocketpoweredmohawk RPM F1 Awards 2024

New Rocket Powered Mohawk lfgggggg

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Time for everyone’s least favourite game.

tariffs += tariffs

Fuck Trump. Fuck Americans that support him. Fuck right off with all this.

Holy shit I thought this said gas was down 75% and wondering how this wasn’t a huge story. Time to get my eyes checked

Tim Cuck

Can we start calling it a Harman’s dozen? Or Dayal’s dozen? As in:

Do you know how many goals Nils Höglander scored last year?

The crippling damage to the other ship is shearing off the oars. They’re in a circle! Only having oars on one side is sort of not really THAT big of a problem!! Because the fucking place is too small anyway! You’re always turning already!! Jfc this movie…

How did they get sharks from the sea there? It’s like 20km uphill or something!

They flood the coliseum. And also have MANY scenes that take place on/down a flight of stairs connected to it. Not water tight at all. Famously.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Scene from I think you should leave. The skit is about cheap celebrity lookalikes and how because they’re so cheap, they’re allowed to hit customers.

@downgoesbrown.bsky.social listening to you talk about Trouba in today’s puck soup made me think of this. Hopefully I’m the first to make this 🤞🏻

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

Lightning Round in shambles

- tied for most pit stops
- current leader in the noses used championship

A giant erupting volcano. An enormous turkey the size of a mountain is emerging from the center. The turkey is holding a fire extinguisher in one wing and a turkey fryer pot in the other. The text reads: The Thanksgiving volcano! Nobody likes The Thanksgiving Volcano. Fry your turkey safely. Follow the directions for your fryer. Only fry a turkey outside and away from your home or other flammable materials. Never use turkey fryers in an enclosed area like the garage or porch. Stand by your turkey!

Nobody likes it #Thanksgiving

If you're too accommodating and pleasant and narrow you'll just collect rando followers who won't put up with your shit, and then will complain about it when you "exit your box." A.B.S. Always Be Stupefying. Clear them out, true believers only. Your only peers should be God and the ATF.

Where do poultices fall in this?

Night 3 Eras Tour Mastermind picks

I am once again hoping for greatness in my Mastermind picks. Taylor please I’m behind you not to play renegade yet

#torontotstheerastour