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The internet is probably the worst invention ever.

27.06.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting this exist

11.05.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting this one exist

17.03.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gene Hackman is one of the reasons I wanted to be an actor. Heโ€™s one of the greatest who ever lived. RIP Gene & Betsy.

27.02.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Elon Musk getting called out by an actual astronaut is like a security guard getting called out by a cop.

20.02.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A job, wife, three children, video gaming addiction, sleep, TWO social media accounts.

Some things gotta give... wife.

19.02.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A modern version of Peter Pan where they get Tinker Bell to fly again by screaming "woke" at her instead of clapping.

18.02.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I might have to delete my Twitter account now...

17.02.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

15.02.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31409    ๐Ÿ” 3585    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 353    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
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Weโ€™ve lost Minnesota. ๐Ÿšจ
This is not a drill.

15.02.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4075    ๐Ÿ” 613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 184    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Can't believe Twitter is now nothing more than a harem for a creepy, rich 53 year old man with translucent skin.

16.02.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon Musk having a kid with a right-wing influencer makes me think that he went full republican because too many liberal women said, "eww... no."

15.02.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But if we didn't have billionairs what is there to strive for?"

I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?

15.02.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rename Mar-a-lago "Epstein Island"

13.02.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Seems like the most corrupt thing anyone can do is contribute $200,000,000 to a presidential campaign to guarantee a position in a made-up organization that handles government spending. I mean, sure, that's what anyone who uses their brain would think.

04.02.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not that I don't want government spending evaluated and accountable. It's that I don't think a drug addled, divorced billionaire edge lord and his puppet president actually have the American peoples best interest in mind.

04.02.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is

03.02.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe this country might fall because half of it is dangerously stupid.

03.02.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could never hate a country that gave us Rush.

03.02.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi John! I hope all is well with you friend!

03.02.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It occurred to me I haven't seen you in forever and that made me sad

03.02.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Canada.

03.02.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's incredible that it only took less than two weeks for things to go bad.

02.02.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Do not, my friends, become addicted to groceries. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"

02.02.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He may not lower the prices of goods and services and you may lose your house and that medical debt is crippling but at least Trump will put billions into making American brand AI which will most likely take away your job.

28.01.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I'm lazy with social media in general lately.

27.01.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still sleep, sure.

27.01.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GD tweet went viral over there and now I'm stuck in that hell again.

27.01.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coffee gonna get expensive lol

26.01.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Sup? Dipping my toes in the shallow end for a bit before I wade back into the cesspool.

23.01.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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