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Maybe we should start protesting "conversion therapy" offices like the right-wing radicals protest abortion clinics?

07.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh SHIT. Two birds with one stone and neither were for immigration. It was to hassle black folk and make a sizzle real about it and to help Wells Fargo out.

Fucking crazy shit.

07.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 655    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

Was anyone really thinking it didn't? The issue is more that everyone decided to illegally ignore the law right up until Trump found a MAGA buyer, right?

07.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be very very clear to everyone right now that the Attorney General was asked under oath if she possesses pics of the President with undressed teens and she refused to say β€œno.”

07.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

Any time something inexplicable happens on a previously functioning website I always assume it's the result of someone vibe-coding something central and then someone vibe-coding something else central on top of that.

07.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(If Hegseth shows up you may start to experience shortages, though)

07.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the local makeup and hair care supply economy will get a boost.

07.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They should be in "going home to their families" mode.

07.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky staff probably won't delete moderation lists they themselves use.

07.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a joke. It's not even in Dem hands now, but the most powerful branch in whatever's left of our democracy should be the House. Instead, they're allowed to pretend to originate a budget that the other branches ignore anyway. And then *state* laws are subject to SCOTUS' casuistic "standing" rules.

07.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

07.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 198

Your 3 replies are non-responsive to what I wrote in 3 different ways.

07.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 11

And it keeps saying to buy AI-related stocks at absurd valuations and even more absurd future guidance. Wow! Who says AI isn't sentient!

07.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Undocumented workers should have access to the same health care as any other worker. We rotted out so many "developing" countries' social infrastructure with predatory loans, military force, overall meddling. I get the political messaging aspect, but it's another flavor of inefficient means testing.

07.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's administration is almost solely about creating disturbing and edgy social media and news content. This will upset a lot of libs for a few months, so it's a great ROI for the boyars who otherwise are too incompetent to please the tsar.

07.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not just dictators but deleters too.

07.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.

If you didn't realize this earlier, this latest action by the Administration amply demonstrates it does not have the back of federal workers.

www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...

07.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 22

Better cut rates to zero so three AI-based stocks can keep going up!

07.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Immigration Push Diverts U.S. Agents From Drug, Money and Sex-Crime Cases Federal investigators are resigning, and morale is low, as they juggle complex cases and detain migrants.

β€œA federal team in El Paso that once pursued child traffickers has been disbanded.

β€œA task force in Kansas focused on stemming fentanyl has been redirected.

β€œHighway checkpoints near the borderβ€”on roads identified as major drug-trafficking routesβ€”have gone unstaffed”

🎁
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

07.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 28

On top of all of this, and separately: Since we published this story, the Sheriff I talked to and who has been the main figure in this has been arrested for allegedly sexually harassing his employees and for aggravated perjury for allegedly lying to a grand jury about it

07.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

The court records show that the facts of the case are far worse than we initially reported. It was a "death investigation" into a "nonviable fetus," the police asked the district attorney if they could charge her for taking the pills. The search happened TWO WEEKS after she took the pills

07.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Four YouTube thumbnails of Matt Walsh bitching about Disney cartoons

Four YouTube thumbnails of Matt Walsh bitching about Disney cartoons

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Like there’s a reason it’s this shit and not a tier list of quotes from books written by grown ups for other grown ups

07.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

New from 404 Media: police used a nationwide network of Flock cameras to search for a woman who self-administered an abortion, said it was for her 'safety'. But new docs show they considered charging her with a crime as part of a 'death investigation' into the fetus
www.404media.co/police-said-...

07.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

The Treasury Secretary owns thousands of acres of soybean farmland in North Dakota. archive.today/FNDa4

07.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8 Amazon and Walmart ads in the past hour or so!

07.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They apply his hand makeup when his hand is slightly elevated, like on a table. The color matches then. When his hand is lower blood pools in it and his hand changes to a redder tint.

07.10.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsubscribing from WIRED, and unfollowing. Spamming everyone's feeds with ads sucks. Amazon and Walmart ads, even worse.

07.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to unsubscribe to your actual magazine now. This is bizarre. Stop spamming our feeds with ads.

07.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Undocumented workers are local consumers, too.

07.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He thought he was making his "The Wrestler" comeback vehicle.

07.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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