God, I love The Onion

The plot of literally every Goosebumps book ever

I LITERALLY SAID THIS YESTERDAY LIKE FUCK OFF YOU STUPID MONTH

Honestly, good.

If Nintendo was smart they’d make a “Dr. Luigi” game where Luigi in the Dr Mario outfit has to save “the spirit of medicine” from the evil crime lord and return it to the citizens of New Donk City

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer -The Onion

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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Opinion: Nintendo Needs To Let Us Block The Crap On Switch 2's eShop Block and move on

Opinion: Nintendo Needs To Let Us Block The Crap On Switch 2's eShop.

🎯🎯🎯

Every day. My misanthropy grows deeper and deeper.

ubisoft laying off hundreds of people in *december* is just evil honestly

Oh my poor sweet child.

OK yeah Ubisoft can go bankrupt idc anymore. The systemic sexual harassment is embedded so deep in their workplace culture that they only way it'll ever get undone is if the company goes down completely. AND YVES GUILLEMOT IS ABSOLUTELY COMPLICIT IN ALL THIS.

Image with Dakota Johnson, with the caption, "Actually, no, that's not the truth Ellen."

"It's a magical world"

It can stay off the eShop, thank you

What kind of nutty rule is that??

Oh thank God I'm not the only one.

Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but I'm kinda disappointed that a lot of the Black Friday deals on games are $50... Doesn't feel like much of a "Black Friday" deal to me 😅

RFK jr masquerading as a 🦖 Dino to spread plagues. I’m on to you sir….🫵🧐

Or won’t…

Waluigi is on the naughty list.

Image of a Reddit post on r/Wellthatsucks, it reads, "My 5-year-old son got upset that it was his bedtime and threw a 50-cent yo-yo at my 77" Sony OLED. The yo-yo won, and the TV's done." Included is a picture of the Sony OLED with a tiny dent in it, where the kid threw the yo-yo.

I think this is karma for buying a Sony product

Why did I read this in Minnie Mouse's voice 😭

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Wii U launched 12 years ago today.

While the system may have failed sales-wise, Nintendo put out VERY good software for it.

The fact that many of Wii U's best games are now Switch's best (and most successful) games, speaks volumes.

Yes, the Atari 2600, Odyssey, Coleco Vision, etc. are Retro consoles.

...but so is the NES, Master System, Game Boy, SNES, Genesis, TurboGrafx 16, PS1, Saturn, N64, Jaguar, DC, PS2, Xbox, GameCube, GBA.

...AND DS, WII, PS3, XBOX 360. 👀

Retro Gaming is growing, because time doesn't just stop. 👾

It's been so hard to be anxious when lately it feels like everything is awful and always the worst case scenario

The college experience is trying to save money and not buy anything frivilous but then you're out of food and the next thing you know you're buying $200 worth of groceries so you can survive :/