Petty Ruxpin

“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.

So it looks like Friends. Shiny, dewy Friends.

"prediction markets" you mean bookies

Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.

I'm Gonna Lose My Shit This Thanksgiving, Charle Brown

This is so well-written & powerful by @darthfoo.bsky.social

A horse looks out from the window of a brick apartment building.

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

So TikTok Shop is just low-rent QVC, right?

a purplish/blue starling in autumn plumage bespeckled in pink and gold fringe - Source: IG wallmika

I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...

"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"

Bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.

The arc of the moral universe was like

The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it

Every. Country. Song.

If you want to be my friend you have to first defeat my 15 evil chronic illnesses - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Personally I think we should let the rich fail so they learn to stand on their own two feet

A real loss. Rest in power, Alice Wong.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
   Could live both más and free

these are not even the files lol

Delta Letter to CDC Resurfaces After Isolation Time Cut Raises Questions Delta suggested the isolation period be cut from 10 days to five days less than a week before the CDC's decision.

oh are we upset about the influence of airline CEOs on US politics today? because I come bearing a list of grievances

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

I only have the energy for small-dose people tonight

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Woke 2 has arrived.