Petty Ruxpin

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

Beautiful

No one gets to make Dave Matthews tour bus jokes ever again

[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???

It's nice to see people near me protesting. Then I see my county has made news for cops arresting a woman wearing a penis costume, and I guess that's a reminder of what it's like living in Alabama?

Fairhope is a town that was covered in Fuck Biden bumper stickers for years, but an inflatable penis is beyond the pale.

Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

I accidentally shared a fake AI movie poster from Facebook. Please send help and a new brain.

i want a rich person to pay me to tell them no

Instead of “weird flex but ok” say “peculiar boast but alas” 🧐

Contact -

Here are the vigils around the state of AL if you're local. Pls support the vigils and remember that it is not too late to call, email or fax the Governor and that it is never too late to protest all killing. PHONE 1-334-242-7100 FAX: 1-334-242-328

Contact form: governor.alabama.gov/contact/

🤣🤣🤣

Even though we haven't heard from him in a long time, that doesn't mean John Tesh isn't still out there, lurking, waiting, plotting

D'Angelo dead at 51?!

Black men deserve to grow old.

Rest in peace.

I always said that conspiracy theorists should be forced to organize an office holiday party

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.

It seems like this should be bigger news.

You think undocumented immigrants get healthcare??

Bitch Americans don’t even get that

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

Black women’s unemployment is rising. Economists say it’s a warning sign. New data released Thursday from the Bureau of Labor Statistics marked the third straight month of high unemployment rates for Black women.

#JournoRequest: The state of Black women's unemployment is really concerning. It's a bad sign for high unemployment among all groups. I'd love to chat with Black women in Alabama who have been unemployed for more than six months. July story from @19thnews.org - 19thnews.org/2025/07/blac...

This Little-Known Appeal Could Force Your Insurer to Pay for Lifesaving Care. Here’s How to File It. You may have the right to get a denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. Here’s how experts suggest you do it.

NEW: When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider.

Here are six steps experts suggest to help you through the external appeal process.

John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine

A last on the phone vacuuming the carpet where she says “Rob’s in the garden doing some sort of craft work with the kids” Rob and his 3 children are wearing all black in the garden and appear to be playing a kraftwork (band) practice

Sorry about being so distressed on main today. Have this meme that I’ve only shared with my synth chat recently.

Oh now I understand all of last week. This will have no bearing on anything that happens this week

I've thought a lot about the scene in A Clockwork Orange where Alex finds out that the droogs he used to rampage with are now policemen

I met an older black lady at the park who was out there selling brownies & pecan candy to cover her seizure medicine after losing her Medicaid coverage. If you follow me & live in New Orleans, if you’re ever near Harrell Stadium, please go buy something from her!

asking jesus to take the wheel is not OSHA compliant