@orangutanger.bsky.social
monkey see, monkey do. new jersey
Inspiring: Lena Dunham is named the next James Bomd
13.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A rabbi walks into Abar. He says, “Oh I’m so sorry Abar, I didn’t see you there.”
03.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
11.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 695 🔁 59 💬 29 📌 17There’s a guy on my nj transit train outta Penn who is delivery a door dash order
10.10.2025 04:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Black Hole Son or Don’t Call Me Daughter
24.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like a roach after a nuclear war
17.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy to be home. Brooklyn fun but too much
15.09.2025 07:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0back on marvel snap oof
11.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s actually ableist to ask someone to show an ID for their age
05.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0close, basically, maybe; words of confidence
17.08.2025 04:43 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."
02.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 19827 🔁 4280 💬 570 📌 215i know this is quaint of me but the white house renovation is crazy illegal and actually really emblematic of how trump sees the presidency as belonging to him
01.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 5573 🔁 1203 💬 149 📌 31ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
Sea Shepherd
Meet the two largest shark species on Earth—and both are completely harmless to humans:
Basking Shark
• Up to 33 feet long
• Swims with its mouth wide open
• Feeds on tiny organisms
Whale Shark
• Up to 40 feet long
• Eats plankton
• Basically the ocean’s floating filter vacuum
Azaelia Banks is very conflict oriented & has been saying unhinged stuff for years
27.07.2025 07:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bzzt wrong youtu.be/VVjFAW5uNd8?...
26.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i’m on my porch hitting a banana vape listening to frogs in my pond
26.07.2025 05:49 — 👍 82 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0Dogs in the office are good
25.07.2025 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know we say TGIF a lot but I am on my knees weeping, delivered by Friday's grace
25.07.2025 13:27 — 👍 166 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 11 like = 1 wizard who has betrayed me
23.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 2984 🔁 198 💬 45 📌 26dare you glow up your mid baby??
16.07.2025 20:19 — 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I just want to take a second to remind all the other dads to check the tire pressure on their wheelbarrows. An underinflated tire could be making your work a lot harder than it needs to be!
15.07.2025 00:37 — 👍 56 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The posters code is not to worry about engagement, it is to wildly transmit whatever strange ideas you have until you end up getting ratioed by the menswear guy
14.07.2025 23:08 — 👍 1914 🔁 258 💬 43 📌 40that role secured her starlet status imo
11.07.2025 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why does a garbage can need a QR code
10.07.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0personal take but if you grill them with the husks covering them, they steam themselves & you can put butter + salt + seasonings inside the husks too
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