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Sanjeev Bhaskar, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith, and Ania Magliano dressed as pirates for the Taskmaster series 20 grand finale

Close enough welcome back Our Flag Means Death

And on top of everything, I finally saw Frankenstein today! What a delicious picture!!

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I always said "BYE-oh-pic" because I just thought "by-AHH-pic" sounded like a medical procedure

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Updating my LEGO White House

I did slice my thumb open once when hand washing my bread knife so maybe you shouldn't do it idk

Using comp time to leave work early and finally see One Battle After Another in Vistavision, ending the long national nightmare of my coworker Tom who is a PTA stan and has seen it at least four times already

The series rankings are so unusually close, I swear to god the person who wins this year is going to do so by accident. I love them

For the benefit of no one I think I will keep coming up with 5 episode Inside No. 9 canons because ranking is overrated and curation is in. Now I present to you Inside No. 9’s Duplicitous Homosexuals:

The Referee’s a W***er
Simon Says
How Do You Plead?
Last Night of the Proms
The Last Weekend

Top 5 Inside No. 9’s that will make your mom go “That’s a nice show”

The 12 Days of Christine
Bernie Clifton’s Dressing Room
Love’s Great Adventure
Merrily Merrily
A Random Act of Kindness

Considering which select episodes of Inside No. 9 I could show my mom that

a)she would like
b)would give her an entirely inaccurate idea of what the show’s general vibe is

I’ve reached the “listening to the original London cast recording of Betty Blue Eyes” phase of my Reece Shearsmith hyperfixation how about you

Had to text my mother and sister as soon as I heard. I think we’ve watched the Family Stone together at least once a year (sometimes more) every Christmas since it came out 20 years ago. Still an all time favorite film.

Rachel McAdams, Diane Keaton, and Sarah Jessica Parker in The Family Stone

My sentimental favorite.

tweet that reads: Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

This is all to say that I’m seeing Inside No. 9 in Edinburgh in two months 🤡

Sometimes you get into a new show and you really like it and have fun and sometimes you get into a new show and turn into a feral eldritch abomination about it and in that scenario you have no choice but to fly halfway across the world to see the creators perform the show live onstage

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time CALABASAS, CA—Astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman Lucy Reed, 25, reported Tuesday that her friend Nicole Silberthau had apparently ...

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

Bringing the average age of this retina specialist office down a few decades rn. My old ass retinas

Correct politician age is older than me but younger than my parents

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

Sat next to someone on the subway today who was blaring audio from their phone and for the first time thought to consider how much of an impact the removal of the headphone jack had on the proliferation of this (very annoying) behavior

YouTube video by Drunk Antics Mouse Rat "The Pit" Music Video

youtu.be/NqZMcvd0yjo?...

Legitimate blowhards will never be discouraged from taking up more time than necessary whereas people with something to say or who make an emotional win get rushed off and it’s a real bummer. Who cares if the show is long or messy, I’m not watching hoping for it to end

Feel like there have been several kooky attempts to discourage long speeches at awards shows lately that were instant vibe killers and I just think these shows shouldn’t be run by people who hate that they exist??

The idea that there are people who are interested in the Magnificent Ambersons but like, an AI version of it, is so funny. That's two different groups of people. And their dogs are trained to attack each other

My Fantastic Four