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I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes

THE Stepmother Encyclopedia 17

Foetus is gooning but Wiseblood is edging

Brian Eno Calls On Microsoft To Cease Partnership With Israel, Will Donate Windows ‘95 Chime Fee To Victims In Gaza Art-music master Brian Eno is the composer of what might be one of the most-heard pieces of music in history, even if much of the world doesn’t necessarily process it as a piece of music. Eno made the...

Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

They fucked my man up with this picture lmao

You know a dub album is gonna be good if somebody meets somebody somewhere. Tell tale sign of a classic dub record.

(Leftistly) There is nothing more progressive than independent artisans, unable to become bourgeois due to the size of their operations, resisting proletarianization. In fact they're a new class that's better than being proletarian. We call them grand-proletarians.

No way you posted your own youtube comment dawg

The return of my GOAT

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz THE RAPPER CARDI B: You a goofy, you a opp MITT ROMNEY: [listening and shaking his head] I'm no opp.

Morgan Quero, peruvian Minister of Education, screamed "long live autism" in the end of a speech.

Max Berger is a great name for an American

#measf

老实说你应该希望我们永远不会面对面。

Getting so sad thinking about Chinese Will Stancil being unable to embarrass himself in free and fair elections for the Jilin Provincial People's Congress. He wants to have his opponents talk about him telling people to play in traffic on Xiaohongshu soooo badly :,(

I do generally think that "slop" is kind of an annoying critique, very "making 'fetch' happen," but it is really cool how many things you can find now that read like Keemstar's "Eye of the Mountain" story/tweet

The environmental destruction of existing AI tech is a problem. The solution to the rich using it to get richer and deprive people of their livelihoods isn't Luddism, however - it's expropriating the rich coupled with a generous welfare state.

AI dog shit

God this shit is so fucking cool

Miyazaki's son who makes fail movies showing him Ghibli AI stuff on his phone and he's stonefaced until he sees a beautiful heroic perfect Imperial Japanese fighter plane being blown up cruelly in World War 2 and he starts screaming, crying, throwing things

Genuinely why did he say this and post this image

INTRODUCTION Get a book-size (or paperback-size)d sketchbook. Write your name and date on an early page and maybe think of a name for it — and if you want, write the book’s name there at the front. Make it into your little painful pal. The pain goes away slowly page by page. Fill it up and do another one. It can be hard to get started. Don’t flunk yourself before you get the ball rolling. You might want to draw more realistically or in perspective or so it looks slick — that’s is possible and there are tricks and procedures for drawing with more realism if you desire it. But drawing very realistically with great finesse can sometimes produce dead uninteresting drawings — relative, that is, to a drawing with heart and charm and effort but no great finesse. You can make all kinds of rules for your art making, but for starting in a sketchbook, you need to jump in and get over the intimidation part — by messing up a few pages, ripping them out if need be. Waste all the pages you want by drawing a tic-tac-toe schematic or something, painting them black, just doodle. Every drawing will make you a little better. Every little attempt is a step in the direction of drawing becoming a part of your life. TIPS 1. Quickly subdivide a page into a bunch of boxes by drawing a set of generally equidistant vertical lines, then a set of horizontal lines so that you have between 6 and 12 boxes or so on the page. In each box, in turn, in the simplest way

possible, name every object you can think of and draw each thing in a box, not repeating. If it is fun, keep doing this on following pages until you get tired or can’t think of more nouns. Now you see that you have some kind of ability to typify the objects in your world and that in some sense you can draw anything. 2. Choose one of the objects that came to mind that you drew and devote one page to drawing that object with your eyes closed, starting at the “nose” of the object (in outline or silhouette might be good) and following the contour you see in your mind’s eye, describing to yourself in minute detail what you know about the object. You can use your free hand to keep track of the edge of the paper and ideally your starting point so that you can work your way back to the designated nose. Don’t worry about proportion or good drawing this is all about memory and moving your hand to find the shapes you are remembering. The drawing will be a mess, but if you take your time, you will see that you know a lot more about the object than you thought. 3. Trace some drawings you like to see better what the artist’s pencil or pen is doing. Tracing helps you observe closer. Copy art you like — it can’t hurt. 4. Most people (even your favorite artists) don’t like their drawings as much as they want to. Why? Because it is easy to imagine something better. This is only ambition, which is not a bad thing — but if you can accept what you are doing, of course you will progress quicker to a more satisfying level and also accidentally make perfectly charming drawings even if they embarrass you.

4. Most people (even your favorite artists) don’t like their drawings as much as they want to. Why? Because it is easy to imagine something better. This is only ambition, which is not a bad thing — but if you can accept what you are doing, of course you will progress quicker to a more satisfying level and also accidentally make perfectly charming drawings even if they embarrass you. 5. Draw a bunch more boxes and walk down a sidewalk or two documenting where the cracks and gum and splotches and leaves and mowed grass bits are on the square. Do a bunch of those. That is how nature arranges and composes stuff. Remember these ideas — they are in your sketchbook. 6. Sit somewhere and draw fast little drawings of people who are far away enough that you can only see the big simple shapes of their coats and bags and arms and hats and feet. Draw a lot of them. People are alike yet not — reduce them to simple and achievable shapes.

7. To get better with figure drawing, get someone to pose — or use photos — and do slow drawing of hands, feet, elbows, knees, and ankles. Drawing all the bones in a skeleton is also good, because it will help you see how the bones in the arms and legs cross each other and affect the arms’ and legs’ exterior shapes. When you draw a head from the side make sure you indicate enough room behind the ears for the brain case. 8. Do line drawings looking for the big shapes, and tonal drawing observing the light situation of your subject — that is, where the light is coming from and where it makes shapes in shade on the form, and where light reflects back onto the dark areas sometimes. 9. To draw the scene in front of you, choose the middle thing in your drawing and put it in the middle of your page — then add on to the drawing from the center of the page out. 10. Don’t worry about a style. It will creep up on you and eventually you will have to undo it in order to go further. Be like a river and accept everything.

Posting GARY PANTER'S SKETCHBOOK TIPS to save a life -- the site that used to host these took em down years ago, and they are as useful a list about this kind of thing as you will ever find.

They are like a favorite dogeared paperback to me.

Can see a Swan Boy strip about him getting inflated big and round with a bicycle pump with honestly frightening clarity

Grinning and a little scared at fatfur Swan Boy. I feel like I've seen him on the FurAffinity front page a million times

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Alec Sulkin @thesulk "Wanna listen to The Band?" "No. I'm just going to sit on an accordion while watching a Civil War documentary." Dec 29, 2017 Robbie Robertson @r0bbier0berts0n Wish I could've written for the Cleveland Show, instead.

Clay sculpture of an anthropomorphised Canadian goose standing on pavement as if waiting for a bus. They wear a slouchy tan knit hat, green army jacket, paint-splattered denim pants, tan knit mittens, and brown hiking boots. Around their neck is a chunky knit scarf. They are carrying a red to-go cup.

Close-up of the goose figure's paint-splattered pants and boots. The coffee cup has a Tim Horton's logo.

Close-up of the goose sculpture's torso. The coat is also splattered with paint, and they are wearing a knife pin and a shoulder patch depicting the Untitled Goose Game logo.

Close up of the back of the goose sculpture's torso, featuring a large red maple leaf patch and detail of the knit scarf.

Some close-up shots of Honk Paddleford's clothing - I spent a lot of time playing with different textures for fabrics, from denim to canvas to knits. The scarf was a particularly good, if time-consuming, technique.

I also HAD to work in some Untitiled Goose Game references. 😂

Joker: Language is magic, with rhyme at the root of its use. The words describe a personage, as even the nomenclature of Joker is a description rather than a name.

MF DOOM: Slurping on hot wings of all things at the water hole, got saliva, smoking aunt jemima outta waffle bowls