Dan

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?

I created a very-preliminary-please-don't-yell-at-me-or-be-offended-if-I-inadvertently-left-you-off starter pack for Cubs fans making the jump to Bluesky. I will make additions!

go.bsky.app/NiXKpHN

wow. didn’t know the father of the atomic bomb had an age gap gf. unfollowing now.

They see me rollin
They hatin

chuck berry looking livid while sharing a microphone with john lennon

losing it over chuck berry's face when yoko ono started screaming over his song with john lennon

Picture of Steve Jobs

Picture of Bart Simpson

Two men who were very successful while wearing the same clothes every day were Steve Jobs and Bart Simpson

check this shit out

At least one media publication always has its finger on the pulse #Ashes

In this urn, presented to the Australian cricket team in 1882, lie the ashes of British heterosexuality. Each year Australia and England's respective cricket teams battle for this urn, and with it the right to call each other slurs in the pub afterwards.

Sex is for simpletons who cannot be entertained by a sunset, or the profound insights of mathematics, or jacking off.

Is that a challenge?

insane art at this bar

https://defector.com/so-its-a-crime-now-to-have-boxes-full-of-cool-folders-with-various-words-printed-on-them

what country is this?

NFL: Bears
MLB: Cubs
College: MSU
Combat sports: Used to like UFC.
Soccer: Chelsea, Socceroos, Rangers

It’s a corgi riding a shark like a jet ski, coming RIGHT AT YOU

I try to maintain pretty meaningful boundaries when it comes to publicly sharing about my family and my personal life but jesus fucking christ LOOK at the shower curtain in my aunt’s guest bathroom

I was going to say he’s never been happier than he was with the indictment but uh

bathroom war crimes