Cory K

All the Toilets in America shall hence forth be called Donalds

"Hold on a minute, I have to use the Don before we go."
Yep, that works. I'm in.

The guardrails aren’t enough, Do not fund DHS. Text SIGN PLFLBE to 50409 to send this to your officials.

This department is a failed experiment. Let it die.

resist.bot/petitions/PL...

I used to think that capitalism was a necessary evil. But then I was reading and it dawned on me that a market economy and capitalism are not the same thing. Allowing an owning class is not necessary. An owning class leads to nothing but exploitation.

I think this might be the perfect way to counter all the attack ads that have ruined campaign season. Mock them with your reasonable policy positions.

Does every country have to pay some oligarch to watch the Olympics? Is it all the same corporation that makes it annoying to watch them in the US? Because if there's a country that I could transport to and just watch the hockey games, that would be great. If you know what I mean. Yarr 🏴‍☠️

Art is culture. Shakespeare wasn't even high brow, he wrote for the masses. The uncultured swine who would rather watch people argue on TV or argue with themselves online need to be taught to experience uncomfortable art.

Invertebrate just means the bones are on the outside. Even easier to drink! Moopsie!

You thought no one heard you but I was in the ODN junction when you walked by and I heard you using that anti-Cardassian slur during your self hype speech. I know the tactical gear reminds you of different times, but come on. Your boyfriend's boyfriend is Cardassian for the Prophets' sake!

Hugs from me and Oreo.

I'll take "never been there" for $800, Alex.

Fishing for compliments? Ok. I'll bite. You're currently my favorite author. I've read all of your novels and as many short stories as I can find. I've loved them all, except one. And you'll never know which one!
Muahahahahahahahaha!

I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.

But did you look at the judge's order?

It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."

Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

It’s hard for me to believe, but I’m trying. But being a progressive has been a lot like being a Minnesota men’s sports fan. Sometimes close, never a championship.

What about Kim Jong-fresh and Kim Jong-whack?

Cheif, I hate to be "that guy", but snowmobiles have pull starts. But you just enjoy lubricating that crankshaft. I'll be in lower pylon two setting up the snowcross course in cargo bays 12-17.

legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards

Any comparison to our favorite forever ensign should be taken as a compliment.

If you're not going to mention the Emmy, you keep Threshold's name out of your mouth!
😂

Threshold pizza and polishing the replica Emmy is always on my list.

I use this as an excuse to skip practice for getting better at guitar. My songs are far from perfect for the reason that it's not about perfection. Music is about emotion. Music is a verb.

Nope. CPR
Collective bargaining
get Paid what you're worth
Relax and live outside of work

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

The Boss has our back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...

Probably, yes. Considering how much copaganda has been on TV for decades and how many were a formative age in the post 911 flood of hero worship of police and military. The echo chamber of social media doesn't help.

Sewer backing up into my basement. It's at least 25 feet from the cleanout, so it could get expensive.

I'm going to echo the other Minnesotans. Stay warm. It's going to be brutally cold for a while.

Cold. Plumbing problems are no fun. My friends are in the danger zone, sometimes that danger zone visits my town.
I give it a solid 2/10 which is better than a week ago.

Thanks for sending me down that rabbit hole. I've now modified Firefox to use the noai version by default.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan's Big Naturals.

In Latin.

Mal. Bad.