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too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

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Told the Qianlong emperor that historians think his poems are mid and he started bawling before suddenly standing up straight and declaring that he's going to put down the Dzungar confederation once and for all

If you love a girl give her 1 Pound Copper Bar Ingot Paperweight - .999 Pure Copper Bar Bullion Chemistry Element Design with Certificate of Authenticity by Unique Metals

"Crypto was used for CP?" is like "LEAN IS A DRUG???" but for grown ass men

Thinking about how the single piece of Highguard lore published in the entire world doesn't even make sense on a dictionary level.
Warden means someone who protects something, not someone who travel abroad to steal shit and kill people.

Thats always been one advantage 40K has had, is that everybody has an excuse to fight each other at all times, any place, and I think its kinda an ingredient in its success. Literally any match up you play can have lore significance and when people make new wargame settings they dont do that enough.

The world if Dying Light 2 was a game entirely about preparing the climb the VNC tower by getting good at parkour, getting gear, getting a crew to do it, etc and none of the bullshit with Walz or the faction wars existed

Slop designed to *feel* like its quality rather than just going for being good. Basically Oscar bait type stuff

And those fucking Johnny crappo bastards deserve it too

If Arrowhead sold an automaton trooper figurine I would dress it in little outfits and rub its head and have tea parties with it

Twitter couple taking their PFPs from this

Snipers #oc #Halo

My immune system still making me sniffly over a week since I was actually sick:

If Half Life 3 is a launch title on Steam Machine do you think Tyler McVicker will finally sit under a tree and smile contently as he turns into dust as the morning wind blows him away?

XBOX CENTURY OF HUMILIATION

A loose long black skirt with belt loops would save my life

Legendary drop at Goodwill yesterday

Me: we must needs build a stable

My son Dreamerboy: Why father

Slamming my fist on the table, angry: for the horses dammit! (rubbing temples) Im sorry

Dreamerboy: No father Im sorry. I dint know what them things were🙂

My daughter Atari pointing outside and crying: We are beset by strange beasts!

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

Being trans has made my life a lot more like Death Stranding. I like hiking now and my inventory management is super complicated because I don't have pockets but need to carry makeup and shaving stuff everywhere.

Today im dressed like if Testament was super into fishing

Relating to sea shanties on a whole new level by becoming a lesbian who is really good at picking up chicks but also really good at fumbling them immediately

Yeah what if I didnt even have bluesky

Driving around at night with the windows down playing Pique la Baleine loud as fuck in order to tarnish the reputation of the French

Logging the fuck off, goodbye Spotify, Twitter, meta, and bluesky. Gonna be doing this shit far less and hope for the sake of your minds that many of do the same too.

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss of all time. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

bridget being cute :3
#GuiltyGearStrive #Bridget #GGST #GGST_BR