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XBOX CENTURY OF HUMILIATION

A loose long black skirt with belt loops would save my life

Legendary drop at Goodwill yesterday

Me: we must needs build a stable

My son Dreamerboy: Why father

Slamming my fist on the table, angry: for the horses dammit! (rubbing temples) Im sorry

Dreamerboy: No father Im sorry. I dint know what them things were🙂

My daughter Atari pointing outside and crying: We are beset by strange beasts!

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

Being trans has made my life a lot more like Death Stranding. I like hiking now and my inventory management is super complicated because I don't have pockets but need to carry makeup and shaving stuff everywhere.

Today im dressed like if Testament was super into fishing

Relating to sea shanties on a whole new level by becoming a lesbian who is really good at picking up chicks but also really good at fumbling them immediately

Yeah what if I didnt even have bluesky

Driving around at night with the windows down playing Pique la Baleine loud as fuck in order to tarnish the reputation of the French

Logging the fuck off, goodbye Spotify, Twitter, meta, and bluesky. Gonna be doing this shit far less and hope for the sake of your minds that many of do the same too.

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss of all time. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

bridget being cute :3
#GuiltyGearStrive #Bridget #GGST #GGST_BR

Is she named for the Mongol postal service or the root vegetable?

Its 9/11 you should be out and having fun!

My 9/11 outfit

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Was Solidus Snake really that bad of a President?

Visiting The Interplanetary Hot Springs With The Enemy Mech Pilot

A very particular anthropologist wants this, i dont think its a professional thing

All spiders are girls

Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world so I dont even care

Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world follow me

Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world

Being drunk is not just about how much you drink its about if youre in an environment that encourages you to act drunk. You need to be with people who will make you act goofy and make the ball roll further.

I like alcohol more

I would vanish every boob in the world in exchange for everyone drinking alcohol instead of using other drugs