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Bobby from King of the Hill holding up a sign: ICE IS TRUMPS PERSONAL GESTAPO AND ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE PUTON TRIAL AND SPEND THE RESTOF THEIR LIVES IN JAIL An adult scolding Bobby: If those Republicans could read they'd be very upset

(Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom.)

There is precious little separating what a convicted felon is doing in DC from what would be happening if an actual dictator declared martial law. All because he just doesn’t like that DC is a left leaning city with a black mayor.

I guess you said file extension so maybe it’s just Ruby and Brian.

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Cool but I’m calling myself an AI incel because I don’t fuck with it.

An AI generated image of IndyCar with a livery that shows ICE as the sponsor. DHS posted this to tout its new gulag in Indiana that it’s calling the “Speedway Slammer” specifically referencing the Indy 500 which is a race and series owned by Penske Entertainment and Roger Penske.

"We were unaware of plans to incorporate our imagery as part of yesterday's announcement," IndyCar said in a statement Wednesday. "Consistent with our approach to public policy and political issues, we are communicating our preference that our IP not be utilized moving forward in relation to this matter."

Penske owns IndyCar too, and their statement about this BS with an AI generated car with ICE as a sponsor is weak sauce at best. One would hope that Penske would be angrier about the government repeatedly using him and his companies this way.

Yes, please do automate all of the humanity out of the most important human to human relationship of your life.

This isn’t just grounds for divorce, it should be disqualifying for ever entering into romantic relationship ever again.

Hank and Peggy lay in bed. Peggy: I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of ammonia, with the whitening power of bleach. Hank: Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas!

I don’t know why this one sticks in my head so much, but whenever I think of KoTH I always think of this scene.

r/ChatGPTPro u/vurto • 28d If ChatGPT is not consistently dependable, how are we suppose to use it for actual work? Discussion It's behavior and results can randomly change due to some OpenAl tweaking that's opaque. On some days it can't even keep track of a fresh chat, it can't do calculations, it can't sort through a chat to extract relevant information, and when it's suppose to refer to source material in a PDF, it doesn't. All because OpenAl trained it for fluency and basically to simulate whatever it can for user satisfaction. I can use it for general chats, philosophical stuff, therapy, but nothing serious. I'm pro Al, but I approach it with skepticism knowing it's undependable (as I do with anything I read). And prompts can be interpreted/executed differently across users' own interaction with their Als so it's not truly scalable. How does the business world / leaders expect staff to adopt Al if it's not consistently dependable? It doesn't even calculate like a calculator. If the internet start claiming 2+2=5, that's what it'll answer with. I'd use it for hobbies and pet projects but I can't imagine using it for anything "mission critical".

You're so close

Sunday shows cancelled, budget given to Colbert new show when?

The idea being that you get good at the game and then you’re ready at a moments notice if you spot one of these people in public to tell them to fuck all the way off.

Bonus points for submitting a selfie with one of them if you promise that you told them to eat shit and die right after taking it.

App idea: a list of people like John Roberts in the form of a deck of flash cards, but the pics are user submitted public sightings and it’s a game to correctly identify them. If you identify them correctly the card turns over and it’s a bulleted list of reasons they should go fuck themselves.

Not sure why this is a fess. This is just a perfectly legitimate thing to do. This should be posted on LinkedIn not fesshole.

You can also propose bills to Congress that would revoke this power from the presidency explicitly. Tariffs are a slow acting tool and by definition not a good tool to use to deal with emergencies anyway.

Normally I would say no way. But you could probably save a ton of money by not over engineering it with stuff like fire suppression systems, emergency services tunnels, or any other basic safety precautions.

I hope she didn’t forget to tell him to eat shit first.

Thermite nightmare fuel.

Soon we will enter a golden age when government programs can embrace completely arbitrary levels of complexity and it will be fine because we’ll just have AI fill out all the forms for us.

Am I the only one wondering how disgusting that room smelled. BEFORE they fell through? They were having a meeting directly above a pit of shit so deep people drowned in it!

This is a David Letterman appreciation post. He’s still with us. And he’s delightful.

When your product costs an arm and a leg to build, get yourself an investor with a bonesaw.

Looking forward to the show. TEN on Saturday morning while I struggle to wake up is part of my routine now.

“the kind of story that would have tanked previous administrations.”

Obviously this is one of those stories, but honestly, and I mean this without the slightest hint of hyperbole or humor, are we not into the thousands of these already with this president?

There’s a third person they’re talking to that you can’t see, just know that because it took me a couple watches to pick up on it. Maybe I’m dumb.

But this is funny as shit.

They should do it by every one of them finding their nearest ICE facility and demanding to be let in immediately as is required by law and getting themselves arrested if they are refused entry.

Malcolm McDowell in a scene from A Clockwork Orange, strapped to a chair screaming as his eyes are held open by metal bars and he’s forced to watch violent imagery.

People that deny this is genocide should be strapped to a chair and forced to look at these images Clockwork Orange style.

This shit just made my morning. I’m going to have a spring in my step all day now.