Learned it from your flight attendant friend? No you didnβt. Flight attendants are extremely good at packing for trips. You know, that thing that they literally do for a living? Theyβre not forgetting to bring underwear.
19.02.2026 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Even if it worked perfectly and he had all the regulatory approvals and all of that: Christ on a cracker that thing is still really fucking ugly.
19.02.2026 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What a name!
18.02.2026 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm tempted to say that Java development sucks donkey balls, but I think a donkeys balls deserve better than this.
18.02.2026 06:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Who the fuck sends this much email? I havenβt genuinely sent an email to a person I know that was just a conversation in DECADES!
17.02.2026 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A pro wrestling cage match with exhausted wrestlers laying everywhere.
Family of four with elementary school age kids trying to decide where to go out to eat for lunch.
14.02.2026 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Watching the Percy Jackson movie and damn this night time scene has the ugliest bokeh Iβve ever seen in a movie.
14.02.2026 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11.02.2026 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People holding lapel mics with their hands and talking too closely into them are a blight on internet video culture.
11.02.2026 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Dow is up?
11.02.2026 17:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Dow is up?
11.02.2026 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
14/10, great use of your platform.
10.02.2026 20:26 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Industrial shredder like the ones you toss engine blocks and whole bicycles into and small metal flakes drop out of the bottom.
Weβve come along way since the guillotines of the French Revolution.
10.02.2026 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We will never get them to believe women. They wonβt even publicly believe themselves.
09.02.2026 20:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Anyone called a name by this piece of shit should wear it like a badge of honor.
08.02.2026 22:56 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Youβre going to have to try a lot more pee from a bunch of different women. You know, to see if you can generalize this and become the pee version of a cancer sniffing dog. For science.
06.02.2026 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I see what youβre saying here, and Iβm not saying youβre wrong; but.. Trump is too stupid, too much of a self deluded liar, too deeply ensconced in his bubble of sycophantic yes men, to either know about, or believe in these poll numbers. I donβt think he feels political pressure from these.
06.02.2026 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An infographic stating
Immigrants pay more in taxes than they receive in benefits every year
Morpheus from The Matrix
What if I told you it doesnβt fucking matter how much they do or donβt pay in taxes, theyβre still human beings who deserve to be treated with respect?
05.02.2026 08:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Even if Bessent were to cite a real statute that Congress had passed. What would give our Congress the authority to pass a US statute claiming the right to administer the funds of another sovereign nation that were supposedly not even at war with? None of this can be made legal.
04.02.2026 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by You Suck at Programming
an alternative mirror to find the bash reference manual...
Find all of the available parameters for the touch command at this convenient government mirror for the Bash Reference Manual.
04.02.2026 04:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A bottle of Heavens Door whiskey bottled by Revelation
Iβm standing back and standing by.
04.02.2026 04:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How do these people not understand that if they were following the law, if they werenβt terrorizing otherwise law abiding people (citizen or not) there would be no NEED for the masks?! People already think regular cops are bad, but they donβt wear masks.
03.02.2026 15:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What a theme! What a venue! Incredible!
02.02.2026 23:30 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Way too dope for that to be anything but a drugs charge.
02.02.2026 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Depends. Does the birthday cake have the LGBTQ+ colors on it?
02.02.2026 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
On my god. Shoot that shit into my veins please.
02.02.2026 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mira Furlan as Delenn and Wayne Alexander as Sebastian the Inquistor, bathed in a smokey spotlight as the Inquisitor brutally questions Delenn. The set is extremely sparse and very dark. It barely has walls.
Really makes me think about scenes like this one where they barely bothered to have a set. It unabashedly looks like a stage production and they let the actors and dialogue do all the work.
31.01.2026 23:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβve thought of the scene where Clark turns the planetary defense system on earth itself a disturbing number of times lately.
31.01.2026 23:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
8yo: Dad, your natural place in the home is in the office. Like an iguana in a glass case.
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30.01.2026 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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