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Jonathan M Smith

@tweetmonkeyj.bsky.social

Bearded gayman from Scotlandshire

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a cartoon character says " feels like i 'm wearing nothing at all " as he skis down a snowy hill ALT: a cartoon character says " feels like i 'm wearing nothing at all " as he skis down a snowy hill
02.11.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bilge Ebiri asks Jim Jarmusch a question we've always wondered about when it comes to indie filmmakers: โ€œHow do you pay the bills?โ€

29.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 463    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

You should sing my Felix song...

๐ŸŽถ Fe-lix Aug-er Ali-assime,
The best Canadian there's ever been ๐ŸŽถ

01.09.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joseph rhymes with protest haha

15.08.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Todayโ€™s sunset with a view of Mt. Fuji

07.06.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 518    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

28.06.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

28.05.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

20.05.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

15.02.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noses are red
Doctor I'm sad
The cure, it is simple
Go watch a clown lad

14.02.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best Pagliacci variation yet? ๐Ÿฅฒ

14.02.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft... should be illegal! ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.02.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo ๐Ÿฅฒ

27.01.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor Who day, and Iโ€™m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted โ€œBeen anywhere nice, Tom?โ€ and got a resounding โ€œfuck off!โ€

23.11.2024 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2339    ๐Ÿ” 409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
A black and white photo of me at 17. Iโ€™m wearing a baggy grey jumper and for some reason a leather cap.

A black and white photo of me at 17. Iโ€™m wearing a baggy grey jumper and for some reason a leather cap.

A ๐Ÿงต on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
Iโ€™d snuck off to Londonโ€™s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my โ€˜gay virginityโ€™, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13

16.11.2024 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 890    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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An erotic short story in three acts

14.08.2024 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5319    ๐Ÿ” 1140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

"Guys, can you see my Kelly?" ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ‘€

16.11.2024 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Lonely lantern" - a small lantern lit up in a dead-end backalley in Tokyo at night.

"Lonely lantern" - a small lantern lit up in a dead-end backalley in Tokyo at night.

19.10.2024 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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These flopped over on Elon's hellsite so no reason they can't flop here too ๐Ÿฅฒ

08.11.2023 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh ffs how have the sex bot accounts managed to infiltrate here already?! Where did they get codes?!

04.11.2023 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friend to all creatures! ๐Ÿฅฒ

05.10.2023 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is 7.30am and ITV has just hosted a discussion on whether Meghan might replace Dianne Feinstein. It is three hours since someone else was appointed. Good Morning Britain fans are tweeting angrily at Gavin Newsom.

02.10.2023 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitter Fires Election Integrity Team Ahead of 2024 Elections Elon Musk fired X global head of election integrity Aaron Rodericks ahead of dozens of 2024 elections.

Elon Musk confirmed in a tweet that some of the last X/Twitter employees tasked with combating election misinformation, including a senior manager targeted by a right-wing harassment campaign for trying to hire new team members, have been fired:

28.09.2023 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 558    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

My current phone is hyowj compared to previous ones but the battery life is great so... hand tingles be damned! ๐Ÿ˜†

26.09.2023 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto at night. An empty scene with traditional Japanese buildings lit up with soft street lights in warm orange colors. The image is mostly blue in color. A large overhanging tree can be seen in the middle of the frame.

Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto at night. An empty scene with traditional Japanese buildings lit up with soft street lights in warm orange colors. The image is mostly blue in color. A large overhanging tree can be seen in the middle of the frame.

Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto in the early hours. Old wooden Japanese traditional buildings. The camera is capturing the scene from ground level, looking up - the blue sky is cut up by the silhouette of an overhead powerline. The image is a cold blue tone.

Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto in the early hours. Old wooden Japanese traditional buildings. The camera is capturing the scene from ground level, looking up - the blue sky is cut up by the silhouette of an overhead powerline. The image is a cold blue tone.

Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto at night. A large stairway leading upwards next to an old wooden traditional Japanese building. The image is moody to emphasise the emptiness with brown and blue shades. Towards the top right of the image, the stairway ends and is lit up, with trees overhanging.

Photographs by Liam Wong of Kyoto at night. A large stairway leading upwards next to an old wooden traditional Japanese building. The image is moody to emphasise the emptiness with brown and blue shades. Towards the top right of the image, the stairway ends and is lit up, with trees overhanging.

Photographs I took of Kyoto after midnight

26.09.2023 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 596    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Travis Kelce on Instagram: "#PfizerPartner With my schedule, saving time is key. The CDC says you ca... 113K likes, 0 comments - killatrav on September 22, 2023: "#PfizerPartner With my schedule, saving time is key. The CDC says you can get this seasonโ€™s upd..."

Excellent timing for Travis Kelce to be in the media spotlight. His ad for the Pfizer COVID vaccine is adorable.

Medsky episky pedsky

26.09.2023 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lot of it around just now ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿซ 

25.09.2023 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might just re-tread my nice Fife coast pictures for an opener!

24.09.2023 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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