@maxwolly.bsky.social
It never got weird enough for me Signal: maxwolly.18
Announcing a break is dorky
Im dorky.
Taking a break from bsky for a couple months, this was planned for 2026. Pls note:
🚨 ISO Sphere tix
🚨 Candy store open till May
Contact me on text or Signal: maxwolly.18
Be great out there fam 💚
Im dudes.
02.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#buttyear
02.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New favorite @dijcrap.bsky.social song just dropped
music.apple.com/us/album/hal...
She's never had a social media account of any sort, rare af!
02.01.2026 15:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0K8 is 1/8!
02.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ive confirmed its Friday no less than 6 times this morning
02.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh its everyones favorite umphreys song!
02.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At the risk of being an earnest middle age childless man - those are valid feelings. We didnt breed either but we love kids. You still have time though so just live your life fam. We have several friends who had kids at 40ish. Its not for everyone but sometimes..
02.01.2026 12:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Scrub Daddy marketing team (probably)
"Eureka! I've got it - we'll put put a smiley face on it and call it Daddy!"
The first savagery of 2026
01.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy smokes just finished listening to the Umphreys show from last night 😳 \mm/ 😭
Absolute heaven
Never had a Home Depot like this
31.12.2025 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Everyone should and few do, so you are doing great work fam. That job suuuuucks so any nice things you can say or do is appreciate (wife works at a walk in and tells horror stories)
31.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol I just remembered your Canada Dry fame!
31.12.2025 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Its pawfect!
31.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👀
31.12.2025 02:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lol borked is a fantastic word
31.12.2025 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like the twisted tea, its always been there
31.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope Phish plays Creek tonight
31.12.2025 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit Brod
30.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*red pandas
30.12.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My back agrees with you both but me and a much stronger buddy than me knocked it out in about 3hrs with shovels and hoes.. saved a few bux. Id probably go the rental route next time though but this projects on a tight budget
30.12.2025 23:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Check out my pad
30.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lol wut? The dude literally says "Im definitely not going to be doing any dry pours in the future"
It looks like shit, doesn't even cure in 90 days, and isn't as strong as wet pour... did you even watch your own referenced video?
Not as exotic.. a shed
30.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We get it Zach - you pump lots of iron, cook iron rich foods in cast iron pans, you are the heir to the iron islands, and have an iron will.
Yes, in honor to your kin, there will be iron in there because we are iron born and we do not sow
