Well look at that we’re already into When not If territory

Just wild to think that in a few days the Epstein files may be a major contributor to the collapse of the UK government but in the US people who are mentioned thousands of times in the files are like “Jeffery who?”

Honestly I cannot think of a single reason to send ICE, as security, to the winter Olympic other than to dissuade American athletes defecting to the EU

There is no truth to the rumours that “Local Mandarin courses for beginners” is the top Google search in Canada right now

If the Nobel committee give Trump the Peace Prize to stop him invading Greenland does that mean that next year they’re in line for the prize also?

A lit ciggie indoors in this econ… erm day and age? Must be #fakenews

Can’t wait for the Trump Presidential Library to be renamed the Biden-Trump Library asap

As the White House throws officers under the bus, I wonder how many National Guard commanders, stationed in Democrat cities, are asking Military lawyers to examine their orders. You know just to be sure they know where they stand right now.

I wasn’t sold on the idea of the various internet safety acts but Trumps memo to ambassadors that this should be considered an infringement of human rights, along side DEI policies and subsidized abortions, has finally convinced me it’s a good idea.

As with any benefits plan, always read the fine print.

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, they won’t release the Epstein files because of the DOJ investigation into Clinton

Hello and welcome to When AI Attacks, I’m your host Doug McClure

Yep, so I took a day off work cause I’m beginning to feel sick and wanted to try avoiding/minimize it. But needed to go to the store to buy something healthy for lunch, instead of ramen. Totally twisted my ankle so bad it’s a bit swollen and I’m limping like I’m 90. I had one job. One job!

Damn I feel stupid right now, yes of course your home made cookies will go soft if you store them in the bread bin alongside freshly baked bread. Because sitting something desperate for moisture next to something desperate to expel moisture was a high IQ move.

Live-stream yourself eating while naked. Protein, income and less laundry. Other than that, no clue.

Can someone please explain to me why we’re celebrating the fact that we closed our eyes and blocked our ears, while Israel murdered enough women and children to make Hamas fear losing control of Gaza? The peace is good but we should never forget how it was achieved.

At this point staying up past 10pm takes a week of planning and acclimating, followed by a week of recovery

So there’s 2.5 acres of land out in Nova Scotia that I keep looking at, I can afford it, I just can’t afford to do anything with it. Such a tempting catastrophic purchase, might be worth going out to look at?

My current mental health KPI’s do not allow for the consumption of your internalized bovine inspired communications.

Okay, okay I get it. I Ned to get out more, thanks for the subtle hint.

Those Reform nutjobs reminded me:
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."

Been awhile since I felt like cooking, so here we are Tempura plantain with rice & beans, with kale salad

Babies from three people's DNA prevents hereditary disease The method was pioneered by UK scientists to overcome devastating, often fatal inherited diseases.

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I am in fact going to hell for this one.

Not sure why they had to come up with a medical procedure to do this, Pornhub has been showing us how to do this on the cheap for years

YouTube video by Apple TV Neuromancer — In Production Announcement | Apple TV+

I beg of you please do not fuck this up!

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Not with a BANG, but with malicious consent did the road to authoritarianism become a highway. Civil War within the year, DSA.

So NATO summits where Trump enters the meeting demanding 5% GDP, so I guess by the time he leaves that’ll be 8%

FYI, you don’t get to act surprised when you paint an entire political party as corrupt unamerican scum and your faithful starts shooting them. Also the shooter will be shocked if they aren’t pardoned within 12 months

Well I didn’t think we’d get political assassinations until the Democrats became an actual threat, but hey it appears I was wrong

Just got told that us flex contract workers can no longer count on getting hours anymore, there not sure when but there sure enough to warn us. Not the meeting I wanted to attend today.

Well, honestly I’m a little shocked, I didn’t think Trump would backdown on the tariffs, in fact I was expecting him to double down. But we shouldn’t celebrate just yet as the man could, and does, change his mind on a whim. And again l’m not against tariffs only how/why they were applied here.