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NSA agent listening to my house: she uses the same voice for all of the dogs. pathetic.

i think we should determine popularity by whose knees crackle the most

mfs just be having kids willy nilly like inflation doesn’t exist wtf

put me in a kitchen in atlanta cause i just made the BEST lamb chops !

people really be praising mediocrity because that skims collection is mid at best

AND i missed that whole catfishing shit cause i was sleep 😔

say nothing i’m bouta go thru your following right now queen

this app not funny enough yet like when can i hehe and haha ?!?!?

Yall haven’t gave me no laughs on here tho. Where’s all the jokes?

i not doing any work today instead i’ll be staring into the void

can’t believe heavens gate got cancelled by the woke mob 🤦‍♀️

i love that my company is small because the less i have to talk to white people the better

whoever invented the claw clip need their butt ate

“that conniving dictator! why would he do that!? did you give in? NO!!”

my workplace got youtube blocked but not the zeus network ???

somebody said they’ll dislocate their shoulder turning off Rod Wave. I couldn’t agree more. 🥴

booing people is a lost art

i’m so sick of being alive you go outside suddenly you spending $600 WTF

it’s this one perfume i’ll gatekeep for the rest of my life idgaf

i’ll never stop talking about how fckn funny abbott elementary is

This type of night >>>>>>

me and my other personalities meeting to discuss my rebrand:

when you reply so now they have the power

i wish death on people and that’s why mfs are better off just leaving me alone 😔

5?????? bitch how old am i what

30 fckn bands 😔

ok say thank you #blacksky