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Sanders: Letβs be clearβ¦ If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiumsβ¦ if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
10.11.2025 01:25 β π 16830 π 5526 π¬ 422 π 293Primaries for senators
09.11.2025 22:20 β π 13718 π 3793 π¬ 138 π 158Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
10.11.2025 02:20 β π 22770 π 6462 π¬ 368 π 236i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
10.11.2025 00:56 β π 24003 π 5421 π¬ 405 π 215However bad you think the police surveillance state has become, itβs worse. Here a tiny police force has blanketed a tiny town in a network of cameras to track every person and vehicle that goes through. Which leads a cop to this womanβs house to lie to her to coax a false confession.
28.10.2025 16:19 β π 799 π 432 π¬ 29 π 35Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one
17.07.2025 18:32 β π 4795 π 898 π¬ 50 π 26my modest disagreement is that i think it is important to signal virtue even if, privately, you are a piece of shit. performing decency is an important part of maintaining the norm that decency is part of a well ordered society.
13.07.2025 14:06 β π 8315 π 1041 π¬ 162 π 129PSA: Thereβs a difference between wearing a mask or respirator & wearing a gaiter or face covering to disguise identity. Itβs important to discern & communicate this nuance because if you donβt, you might encourage elected officials to ban masks for everyone, which would be a public health disaster.
10.07.2025 17:17 β π 1913 π 551 π¬ 30 π 18There's an idea emerging among centrist Dems that Zohran won because of short form video or podcasting and I'm sorry but that's just not it
25.06.2025 20:38 β π 1917 π 205 π¬ 82 π 53An exciting legal precedent was just set in BC π
The BC Human Rights Tribunal decision found for the first time in Canada that the failure to allow for remote work for an immunocompromised employee was discrimination on the ground of disability
www.hcamag.com/ca/specializ...
Covid is a social justice issue.
Respirators cost money.
HEPA filters cost money.
Tests cost money.
Vaccines cost money.
Paid time off is rare.
Affordable child care is non existent
Covid disproportionately impacts those who are already the most marginalized
Mask up & protect your community
βThis bill effectively discourages ALL masking - during an airborne pandemic and with another potential pandemic looming due to continued spread of H5N1. It WILL cost livesβ
Bringing back an old article in light of the No Kings protester who was arrested for masking:
Awful! Everyone has a right to wear a mask!
Masks are a critical public health tool that help protect people from COVID. Masks also help protect against other contagious diseases, wildfire smoke, pollution, allergens, and other health concerns.
#nokings #savannah
And hereβs a lady getting arrested for wearing a medical mask
Transcript A June 14 No Kings protest rally in Savannah, GA. Cops are arresting what appears to be a white woman wearing a KN95-style mask. The main protest continues loudly in the background, making it difficult to hear what is being said or know who is speaking. A few onlookers gather around the arrest in progress, filming with their phones and asking questions. Events Cop: [indistinct] β¦ lawyer; youβre gonna be arrested. Person 1: This is unbelievable. Person 2: Youβre gonna arrest everybody who has a mask on now? Person 1: Youβre on the wrong side of history right now. Cop: Are you gonna take it off? The mask-wearer apparently answers in the negative. Cop: Alright, go ahead and turn around for me. Person 3: Youβve got ICE agents wearing masks, but you canβt wear a mask? Person 4: Youβre really arresting her? [indistinct] For wearing a mask? This is wrong! Weβre, like, at a protest right now about, like, pro-democracy and someoneβs getting arrested for wearing a mask? Person 5: What the fuck, pigs? You fucking pigs! Person 4: This is crazy! Person 6 comes into view wheeling a bike, wearing a banner with unreadable writing. Person 6: Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Person 7: (in reply to Person 6) Yup, βcause sheβs wearing a mask. Youβre gonna get arrested too βcause youβve got a mask on. A cop approaches Person 6 and appears to engage about their mask. The remaining speech is too jumbled and overlapping to understand.
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14.06.2025 18:48 β π 458 π 71 π¬ 12 π 4Please stop saying ICE agents are βwearing masksβ
Theyβre wearing face coverings. Gaitors.
The anti-mask rhetoric has caused untold harm to disabled people.
Mask bans have already been enacted in many places.
We must fight for our right to continue wearing medical masks & respirators.
i was the designated test order-er for @maskblocla.bsky.social using this HHS ASPR portal. they emailed at 6am this morning, June 4, to inform that "COVID-19 tests are not available after 6/3/2025"βnot even giving the opportunity to clear out whatever may've been left despite another incoming wave.
05.06.2025 01:07 β π 61 π 33 π¬ 5 π 7Aside from the fact that anyone can get seriously ill from COVID, a key point they are deliberately hiding when removing access is that COVID vaccines reduce transmission. People choose to get vaccinated to protect other people. It is wrong and harmful to take that choice away.
27.05.2025 16:33 β π 2616 π 886 π¬ 33 π 23Thereβs something particularly cruel about restricting access to COVID vaccines in a country that doesnβt provide universal healthcare to its citizens.
Where Long Covid could quickly bankrupt you.
Healthcare should be a basic human right (and that includes vaccinations)
I know I say this all the time but if any of yβall reading this are one of the many people who gave up on masking, ur always welcome to come back any olβ timeβ¦ like now! π
21.05.2025 12:07 β π 44 π 24 π¬ 1 π 0NEW YORK (AP) β Target sales fall sharply in the first quarter and the retailer warns they will slip for all of 2025.
21.05.2025 11:01 β π 4004 π 613 π¬ 367 π 577You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
20.05.2025 23:59 β π 3777 π 3119 π¬ 146 π 300Trump supporters & antivaxxers were in the hospitals on their death beds BEGGING to be vaccinated as the disease took its toll
My own brother didnt take COVID seriously & he died at 31 after it put him in a COMA for a week
Banning vaccines for anyone under 65 is a MISTAKE
covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
19.05.2025 16:02 β π 10731 π 2396 π¬ 134 π 72this is a good thread. i hope all who read this read it a second time. maybe a third. consider the takeaways as the apply to other methods of disease prevention we can all engage in every day: handwashing and mask wearing among them.
we owe each other everything. we can keep each other safe.
The reason people constantly suggest that Dems "adopt moderate social positions" (which... end up not being "moderate" at all) is because they think that Dems won't lose votes by moving to the right. They are wrong in thinking this.
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