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@onlinestorage.bsky.social

Turns out I was the normie all along

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But like on a corner east coast bodega Italian special it is critical.

04.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have opinions about dead and co.

04.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now back to screaming in my head into a void

28.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I read and finished the annihilation series and I really hated the last part of absolution

28.07.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad WOT was cancelled because those books are just bad and just go on and on.

28.07.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about you Cathy everyday, I can’t believe it’s going to be 15 years

27.07.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did sacred harp become like a thing people are into recently? A period of religious mania combined with an obsession with new avant-garde composers took me down that path like 10 years ago

25.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a spreadsheet for the kids of the firm to actually have an ongoing project list by person and I have 21 active projects….. my architecture counterpart has 7….

21.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My family was there today- I kinda miss it, used to go every year and get horrifically sunburnt

19.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only selfie of the summer

19.07.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my birthday damn it

14.05.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A small bug died inside our furnace inside some 1/8” wide port and shut the whole thing down. Fucking Death Star ass furnace.

08.05.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right I’m trash talking people’s kids

08.05.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I maybe wouldn’t post photos of your kid’s senior art presentation where they have a very revisionist and wrong take on a certain Caravaggio painting that shows they didn’t do any research at all.

07.05.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, they are a subsidiary of a larger group which is how we even found them so I’m guessing that like being a realtor, it’s a MLM scheme too

05.05.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My home insurance co. are two 23 year olds who just hired a 19 year old. They do nothing but make videos of them wearing suits, steepling their fingers while shouting each other out.
Growing concerned.

05.05.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It is going to take me 45 minutes to get from my studio to my hotel on a single muni line which is like six stops - welcome back to me bitching about commuting on public transit in SF on the internet

16.04.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get this feeling everytime I’m in an uber on the way to the Denver airport that I’m Decker being flown/driven to police headquarters.

15.04.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Traveling back to the studio and I am not looking forward to a bunch of shared plate dinners. I am the oldest person alive I just want to pick my entree.

13.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I left the Baths concert early to have Taco Bell and watch my husband watch the Japan F1 race live

06.04.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I be taking zinc?

25.03.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to find some polos to wear with my big pants and wide shorts

22.03.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird when I’m back in SF for work- I go through this weird feeling where I still like it here but I also really don’t want to stay.

13.03.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real problem is that I dance like those northern soul kids from the late 70s-80s

08.03.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My tolerance for the over intellectualization of the process or feeling of designing gardens is at an all time low- we need to move on.

05.03.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I now realize that this is also the plot of the last Abbot Elementary Christmas Eve episode

27.02.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m five books into wheel of time and I couldn’t tell you what is going on, where any characters are or any nations or cities for that matter

27.02.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I do believe my dog treats me differently because he’s seen me bottoming

27.02.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help my husband is trying to make me a better cyclist!!

26.02.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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