@lambtiime.bsky.social
38/m/gay af lambscape architect i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify frogtown, los angeles
anyway here is cute sleepy bonny
05.11.2025 08:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iphone typed "ger" instead of "get" tidy (today) and corrected my dog's name to bonny, i don't understand how apple is getting away with this shit, literally just contributing to how shitty the world is right now
05.11.2025 08:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the shade
02.11.2025 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this looks like the worst movie ever made
02.11.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i thought i was buying body wash but i bought LOTION!! my life is over
02.11.2025 14:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok
02.11.2025 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how are my girls
01.11.2025 18:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0report: no one found this funny. they were mostly confused.
01.11.2025 08:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've had enough of people doing this dumbass ostrich costume thing with the trash bag and their hand. like honey you're doing that at a party? no. you're doing it for tiktok. it's a chop.
01.11.2025 03:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my last minute costume for tonight might be "sad person whose indoor plant is dying" and i just go around asking people if they think i can save it
01.11.2025 00:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh good ill let it keep collecting dust on me shelf then
31.10.2025 09:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh it's because they charge $35 for a bag so nobody checked a bag
31.10.2025 04:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people don't know how to board planes anymore
31.10.2025 03:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i impulsively bought a switch 2 and i'm not really sure what i'm supposed to be playing on it... doesn't seem like there are any games except donkey kong and that's ugly, pokΓ©mon and everyone is talking shit, and it came with mario kart so i already beat that
31.10.2025 03:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
katy won't answer my question π©
31.10.2025 00:00 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i just wanna eat good food, sleep on the couch, and collect semi precious gemstones
30.10.2025 23:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0literally cannot believe people watch sports
28.10.2025 05:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm just lashing out because i have to go back to america
27.10.2025 07:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm going to get canceled
27.10.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's so fucked up when babies look like ugly old people
27.10.2025 07:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0actual footage of me driving in london today
26.10.2025 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0girl be serious
25.10.2025 22:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0three police officers walking together all wearing glasses. i'm sorry that's just so unserious
25.10.2025 22:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the police in london look like i could tickle them
25.10.2025 22:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Security bars
Boron, CA
i resisted writing "every turdsday" - you're welcome
25.10.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me: "no complaints"
25.10.2025 15:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"download the peepee podcast on the doodoo app and tune in every thursday for new episodes of 'i know who farded'" is where we're at with podcasts these days
25.10.2025 15:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
parents will absolutely GAG over a scarecrow. "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!" i swear they would take a bullet for a scarecrow.
25.10.2025 14:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've been in london for a couple weeks now and haven't heard a PEEP about a jet 2 holiday from anyone π
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