@lambtiime.bsky.social
38/m/gay af lambscape architect i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify frogtown, los angeles
different day different gender babe
12.11.2025 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0black nathan is going to get the video game canceled
12.11.2025 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
wake up babe, new grindr bot just dropped
12.11.2025 19:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
anyway here is cute sleepy bonny
05.11.2025 08:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iphone typed "ger" instead of "get" tidy (today) and corrected my dog's name to bonny, i don't understand how apple is getting away with this shit, literally just contributing to how shitty the world is right now
05.11.2025 08:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the shade
02.11.2025 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this looks like the worst movie ever made
02.11.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i thought i was buying body wash but i bought LOTION!! my life is over
02.11.2025 14:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok
02.11.2025 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how are my girls
01.11.2025 18:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0report: no one found this funny. they were mostly confused.
01.11.2025 08:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've had enough of people doing this dumbass ostrich costume thing with the trash bag and their hand. like honey you're doing that at a party? no. you're doing it for tiktok. it's a chop.
01.11.2025 03:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my last minute costume for tonight might be "sad person whose indoor plant is dying" and i just go around asking people if they think i can save it
01.11.2025 00:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh good ill let it keep collecting dust on me shelf then
31.10.2025 09:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh it's because they charge $35 for a bag so nobody checked a bag
31.10.2025 04:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people don't know how to board planes anymore
31.10.2025 03:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i impulsively bought a switch 2 and i'm not really sure what i'm supposed to be playing on it... doesn't seem like there are any games except donkey kong and that's ugly, pokΓ©mon and everyone is talking shit, and it came with mario kart so i already beat that
31.10.2025 03:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
katy won't answer my question π©
31.10.2025 00:00 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i just wanna eat good food, sleep on the couch, and collect semi precious gemstones
30.10.2025 23:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0literally cannot believe people watch sports
28.10.2025 05:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm just lashing out because i have to go back to america
27.10.2025 07:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm going to get canceled
27.10.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's so fucked up when babies look like ugly old people
27.10.2025 07:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0actual footage of me driving in london today
26.10.2025 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0girl be serious
25.10.2025 22:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0three police officers walking together all wearing glasses. i'm sorry that's just so unserious
25.10.2025 22:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the police in london look like i could tickle them
25.10.2025 22:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Security bars
Boron, CA
i resisted writing "every turdsday" - you're welcome
25.10.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me: "no complaints"
25.10.2025 15:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
