@sloanyxy.bsky.social
Computer programmer, Sound Designer, Baseball Enjoyer Let's go Mets!
Meanwhile, JD Martinez is in Costa Rica. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
11.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legendary levels of petty. Fair though.
09.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's so funny how many people have had their brains pickled by X and Fox News and can't believe that SF remains one of the most amazing cities in the world.
07.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3671 🔁 549 💬 54 📌 41Thought the guy in the middle was supposed to be Keith Hernandez for a second.
06.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another senseless attack on the Puerto Rican WBC! #LetThemPlay
06.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0¡Dale!
04.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" has gotta break the Geneva convention somehow, but that's where we are
29.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can MSTK3 hurry up and do "Melania" already?
29.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Now Trump, zere vas a painta!
27.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"We're going in a different creative direction... The uncreative direction."
23.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Perfecto
22.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'Bout damn time!
20.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Mandalorian comes to Queens!
16.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Pope has converted to Mets fandom. Amen.
16.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Can I get a... Uhhhhhh... Can I... Uhhhh..."
16.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good level swing!
14.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Let's gooooooooooo! Vive les Habs! Texier hat trick!
09.01.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A side by side of comparison of (left) Andy Warhol's self portrait of himself in a fright wig and (right) a green tinted image of Michael Rapaport getting hit the back of the head with a snowball.
Saw a video of Rapaport getting beaned with a snowball and noticed for a split second he looked like he was wearing that Andy Warhol fright wig.
07.01.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET GOLDFISH, HERMAN.
GOOD NIGHT, HERMAN
06.01.2026 04:54 — 👍 586 🔁 52 💬 10 📌 3The name "Oakley" makes me suspicious. It's just a little too... branded.
02.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know he keep that MF THANG on him
30.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SLUGGO IS IN HAS BEATNIK PHASE AND IS WEARING A BERET AND SUNGLASSES AND A STRIPE SHIRT AND HE HAS A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
23.12.2025 15:33 — 👍 394 🔁 45 💬 7 📌 5
The hive mind looked out of its innumerable eyes towards the dull red star of Baal. It apprehended that this was the hive of the warriors that had hurt it so grievously, who had burned its feeding grounds and scattered its fleets. It hated the red prey, and it coveted them. Tasting their exotic genomes it had seen potential for new and terrible war beasts.
You haven't read Devastation of Baal have you? Game recognize game.
18.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sir, that is a Blood Angel. The magpies didn't even change the heraldry.
18.12.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Deep cut!
15.12.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Goodbye Polar Bear <3
Sincerely, the Polar Mets fans (me and @mary4mets.bsky.social)
Another Met comes down from the work shrine. Brought in the Baty card to replace Diaz, but didn't expect Pete to come down so soon.
10.12.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Build the largest no-kill animal shelter in the world and name it's Pete's Place. That's how you lock this up.
09.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
