Hail to the beef

Give him the Nobel peace prize

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

If only there was a way of determining who was governor in 2019 and signed the HSTPA into law which removed high income dereg from the law

As governor Andrew Cuomo signed the HSTPA into law removing any income caps from rent stabilized housing in 2019. There shouldn’t be income caps but still

Cuomo was governor and signed the HSTPA into law which eliminated income caps on RS apts in 2019

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.

Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.

Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
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That's a butthole

But he believes the government can and should reimburse him for fees for his revenge litigation. Just lost another bid yesterday. www.nycourts.gov/reporter/3ds...

Mamdani, Urged to Keep Tisch as Police Commissioner, Is Considering It

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Her lips were injured in a corn thresher accident

It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.

The Watery Stuff That Comes Out of the Mustard Bottle When You Don't Shake It Enough And It Makes a Fart Sound has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

Without a doubt

Danny Downer

He needs to be in the paint. They don’t have a good matchup that can stop him when he’s aggressive

Well he at least needs to suck less on O then

There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

That’s fair and astute.

Didn’t they try that with Robinson’s 29 min and Deuce’s 25? I think the answer is OG needs to not suck

Your answer is they needed to play Cam Payne more? Come on

Jim Sullivan, a Rock ’n’ Roll Mystery That Remains Stubbornly Unsolved (Published 2019) In 1975, the psych-folk musician vanished in Santa Rosa, N.M. A new reissue of his self-titled album only deepens the puzzle of his life and career.

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eat shit nerd

Trump Just Stole $80 Million From NYC. What Is the Mayor Gonna Do About It? Not shit. Plus, more news for your Thursday morning.

Eric Adams, who had no issues railing against the Biden administration for failing to give him enough federal aid to shelter migrants in New York City, can barely muster a light rebuke against Trump for taking $80 million out of the City's pocket.

@joshgondelman.bsky.social supports the Luka trade!

Limiting your child’s dry clean only finery is tantamount to limiting their potential

They say her ghost chews 100 times before swallowing the souls of the damned