Jake English

The White House Building Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

I cannot get over how incredibly pathetic these people are.

Take a gander at the White House "major events" timeline to see how insecure the man with the nuclear codes is.

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I can't imagine how disorienting the current political climate must be for Harrison Ford.

"Uh, actually, my character was the *hero* of that film..."

I am taking a security training on the dangers of deep fake technology. The presenter is AI generated.

Sigh.

If you're wondering how my day is going, I am sitting in a waiting room so Henry can get imaging on the arm he broke in two places, and the waiting room speaker is playing some MAGA song called "81 Million Votes My Ass."

Random thought from a Harford County resident:

It's surprising to me that an establishment named "Lib's Grill" can stay in business, here.

Just purchased a new (to me) vehicle, and am unable to pair it to the garage door opener.

Now I have to move, right?

This is his MO. He'll find a way to serve this up as red meat to people who are going to vote for him anyway, for a long time.

The internet is forever, though. You can see the types of incidents that do and those that do not garner such responses from him.

As it turns out, assault with a deli weapon is not a felony in DC.

"Lies." The word here is "lies," not "claims."

Why do we fail to acknowledge easily identifiable, ludicrous lies?

Making up a problem to justify taking un-American behavior.

But the leopards were supposed to eat someone else's face!!!

"Where at least I know I'm [censored]"

Trump defends the high price tag for his military parade: 'Peanuts compared to the value' In an exclusive interview with NBC News’ “Meet the Press,” Trump also outlined a White House renovation he hopes to carry out — which he said he will pay for himself.

If only there were a government department dedicated to identifying and ending unnecessary governmental spending... one who was unmoved by the cost of such governmental activities being wildly outpaced by their benefits.

Re: Sen. Booker's speech, it is possible for two things to be true:

1. This is performative, and insufficient unless part of a larger effort by Congressional Dems to disrupt the united government voters handed the Republican party.

2. It is better than nothing, which was the previous approach.

But, her emails...

Dude. Just click away to the Cowboys tab.

Showing my trans kid 'Casablanca' in 2025 America is... more intense than I was ready for it to be.

My actual dude. The country gave the Republicans control of the government. Unified government. The Dems are a minority party with little ability to obstruct. Because of the choice of voters.

We're all finding out, and this is not the minority's fault.

Zez Vaz gets it. Maybe Americans can, too?

So can we look forward to hearing how DEI and Lloyd Austin are to blame, right?

All while cabinet secretaries prostrate themselves while making direct eye contact with Dear Leader, I presume.

These airport rules I keep hearing so much about are not all they're cracked up to be:

Arrived at the airport at 4:30, and the bar is not open.

I thought anything goes in these unprecedented times?

YouTube video by CortoMaltese86 Casablanca La Marseillaise

This clip hits different in 2025.

Don't worry: the regime has "no current plans to try to deport American citizens."

I'm sure it will stay that way. After all, surely the leopards won't eat *our* faces?

Rubio says El Salvador offers to accept deportees from US of any nationality, including Americans U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio says El Salvador’s president “has agreed to the most unprecedented, extraordinary, extraordinary migratory agreement anywhere in the world."

Many Americans don't seem troubled by the casual cruelty inflicted upon migrants by the current regime in Washington.

I suspect those same Americans won't be concerned about the fact that the regime has also made arrangements to enable it to send American citizens to jails in El Salvador.

It's interesting how far the "party of small government" will reach when it is in power.

Showed up for trivia, and immediately broke a glass.

A sign of good luck?

All your choices thus far have been equally influential. But some are more equal than others.

I seem to have missed out on an invite to the insurrection today.

Weird, right?

I miss snow days.

My while house is home today, and I'm stuck behind a desk. Maybe I'll have a "router problem" later l.

Both humans in the room have a cat in their lap, and the dog would like to speak to our manager about the situation.