There’s a stray cat who comes around our house. He was looking skinny, so we’ve been leaving out cat food. Haven’t seen him in awhile, but the food was gone every morning, so I assumed he was eating it. Turns out a fat ass possum has been eating it. Asshole has been living like a king on cat food.

Talking of gloves 😆

Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else

Every May I try to figure out which pride party is going to be the most popular among straight people and then avoid that one at all costs 🥰

wtf take your pto. NEVER work for free

Mariah Carey and Ariana Grande.

Barbra Streisand.

Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey and Barbra Streisand to release a new collaboration titled ‘One Heart, One Voice’ for Streisand’s upcoming album.

Out June 27th.

Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers

the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters

One house is dark and painted black. The other is bright and purple and pink.

By request: the Barbenheimer houses.

Jesse Plemons.

Book cover for ‘Sunrise on the Reaping.’

Jesse Plemons has been cast as Plutarch Heavensbee in ‘Hunger Games: Sunrise on The Reaping.’

Katy Perry kissing the ground of Texas.

Katy Perry kisses the floor after returning from Space.

Close up picture of a cat looking uncomfortable

When you realize you misspelled a word on a post but it’s been several hours and too many people have seen it

Screenshot of a Koffing and ekans in the Pokémon anime sitting at a table in the forest drinking some tea together

they’re having some tea

Did you want to see the all Pikachu Pokémon Halftime show of the Indian Super League Final?

Public libraries win: state lawmakers backpedal on funding cuts in budget bill Hundreds of librarians from across Ohio lobbied lawmakers and Gov. Mike DeWine to protect state money for local libraries.

Fucking good.

www.dispatch.com/story/news/s...

#booksky

Rare devil sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

Cassie Ventura.

P. Diddy

Cassie Ventura is set to testify against Sean 'Diddy' Combs in his upcoming sex trafficking trial, taking place on May 5th.

“All Is Lost” written on bathroom wall

Last time I come to a Home Goods men’s room for solace

China continues trolling the US with new videos. Here’s one - “US sweatshop factory”

Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.

A suburban caveman house

Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.

prepare to be absolutely SICK of me. don't interact with me if you don't wanna hear about this because this is all i've been talking about and all i will talk about for atleast the next 3 weeks.

this isn’t funny nerds only do this when they’re in extreme distress

Pull out your phone and get on the queue baby! It’s not that hard! 🤣🥴

hating gay guy music video night is something you need to address in therapy!!

Curtis KNOWS.