Evil woke communist (Stella)

gen x pussy comes with printed mapquest directions to the clit

ok but here's the thing:

Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

If I can be honest and vulnerable for a second, sometimes I struggle to turn my haters into waiters at the table of success

You should wear medical scrubs as your “being lazy around the house” outfit!

PAJAMAS: expensive, flimsy, no pockets, if you wear them outside the house people will think you’re depressed

SCRUBS: cheap, durable, lots of pockets, if you wear them outside the house people will think you’re a doctor

guy picking up girl on a dinner date and she asks where they should go and he winks and says "I'm taking you all the way to the top, baby" and drives to the park and starts climbing up a tree and trying to get her to go up there and eat acorns

Smokin on that The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestra FULL OST

Legend of Zelda fan art. BOTW link and Zelda and dancing in front of a mirror whose reflection shows multiple iterations of other Zelda’s and links dancing together in the background.

A dance that never ends #loz

spamton’s initial pov of weird route mustve been wild bc he knew noelle as 1) the one lightner who read his emails 2) the. angelkin girl who does weird shit in video games & has a ton of repressed rage. he opens his dumpster one day & looks over & shes there in the flesh executing ppl in the street

t4t in my heart
#undertale #utmv #sans #toriel #soriel

ok im getting resist libs following me and i just want you to know my display name calling myself a communist is not a joke about how donald trump thinks libs are communist. i mean i am really a communist. like i am. a communist. and i think trump winning is the democratic parties fault so

can't wait til they add a parry mechanic to shitting

Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed

A 2004 internal Nintendo DS diagnostic cartridge contained various graphical tests, among them this "Rotating Mario Cube". A faulty unit would not be able to properly rotate the cube.

bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

Happy Pride everyone!
Especially to those who still lurk in the shadows, we see you <3

zohran mamdani’s socialist promises: punk girls in fishnets

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

kris
#DELTARUNE

ladies and germs, boisengirls!!
#deltarune #fanart

Dark Sanctuary #deltarune

best ship ever #deltarune #starwalker and #elnina #lanino i guess

a sketch of aphrodite and Hephaestus from hades 2. Hephaestus is sitting back against some pillows as aphrodite clings to him with a loving expression on her face, her boobs are squished provactively against his body. Hephaestus is probably thinking something along the lines of “I should be at the forge right now”

#art #hades2 #wip I MISSED THESE GUYS SO BAD

This is how i picture melinoe makes hypnos take those dream vapors #hades2 #art

Some very messy hades 2 scribbles
#art #hades2

Posting this here too! I'm soft for young Mel and Icarus. I imagine the cauldron incident went a little something like this ;;w;;
#Hadesgame #Hades2 #hadesfanart

Just getting into waking up can you recommend any beds to get out of for a beginner