SgntCoolbeans

without question

Damn, I'm having a charcuterie board before eating the sandwhich

I'm watching #evangelion for the first time.

I don't watch #anime, but I do enjoy #Ghibli.

What am I in for?

Elephant?

Most people want to become sexy so they can be admired and feel good.

I want to be sexy so I can finally become a magicians assistance and learn how they saw people in half!

Someone has shaved and dressed the top of their head to look conspicuously like Sam.

please stop sending me this

Things I want to achieve in life.
- write a book
- contribute to TV writing
- write a comic
- have loads of sex
- be hot

I like to keep my lists reasonable

That’s the name of the painting

I also recognise that this movie is surrounded with controversy, namely from a hero called Sabra. She was introduced into this movie and it is that choice that has called for the film to he reshot and rewritten.

Those decisions were the right decision but unfortunately it did impact the quality

Things I need to do.

- Finish writing my story about teen superheroes.
- Finish writing my story about a magical conspiracy
- Finish writing my dnd campaign

What I am doing.
- Not that
- Writing a new story about scientists who try to play God and get their wish.

I just watched #captainamericabravenewworld

Spoiler free review.

The move had some fantastic playgrounds to backdrop some spectacularly choreographed dogfights and fist fights. Unfortunately, the various reshoots and rewrites lead to half-baked characters and a villain with minimal presence. 7/10

Valentines day? More like oh fuck oh why oh God this fucking sucks

I’m closer to 40 than I am 30, and I still do the “game of chicken slow lean in” move for my first kiss with someone because if I confidently lean in for a kiss and she leans back, I’m walking into traffic idc idc.

I just ate an entire packet of sausages. I felt something primal in me and blacked out. That was the closest to bliss and freedom I have felt in 7 years (the last time I ate a whole pack of sausages)

Mortal KomPacks

This was my favourite episode this season I think

Valentines day? More like oh fuck oh why oh God this fucking sucks

I'm sorry but in this age of the internet the first two words triggered me like a sleeper agent.

I need to spend more time outside

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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I think #TheRookie is the only show I've seen which talks about #DnD correctly. Thorsen is in hospital but at least the references are correct.

*butt...why

Something that has been really pissing me off lately is that it kinda just feels like no matter where I look there’s violence in movies and sex on tv 🤢😥

Is this about the food or the Bistro Huddy character?

beautiful women named “iMovie has encountered a problem and needs to restart” are messaging me on my computer

I couldn't ask for a better line up

Damn, you right

My one downfall is that I fall in love with every woman I meet (I just bought a bottle of rum because the seller was a 6ft goth).

It's a hard life to live.

The Animorphs covers if there were no humans involved