Fossilized Tree Sap

The more I look the worse this gets. Do people not know that real pictures exist? Why does anyone do this?

Ugh.

Big oof

AI photo of Alex Pretti with wings, wearing suit with a stethoscope (that has ear things on both ends) draped over his shoulders. Text reads, “in memory of Alex Pretti. 1988 to 1/24/2026. RN, Scientist, and phy lan tho pist”

What in the AI garbage…

Normally I don’t share this stuff but jfc. Pretty sure my distant relative who posted this on FB made it.

Annnnd the roof thunks are back. Must be colder than I thought.

I am so tired but adrenaline is keeping me awake weeee

Preheated the electric blankie while I got ready for bed. Dove under the covers and it was still ice cold because apparently I only turned on my husband’s side 😭😭😭

I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped “House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, R-Minn., slammed Minnesota state leaders after anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agitators disrupted a...

"On future invoices and timesheets, please designate your 'team,' so we know which donor account to draw from. You should have already got an email as to whether you are on Team Soros, Team Obama, Team Illuminati, Team Secretive Jewish Cabal, or Oprah’s Very Special Protest Club."

Anyway I’m now available for parties or whatever

Don’t threaten us with a good time

I never knew so many people scrunched I am so worried about all of you

Come to Minneapolis Nerd Nite tonight (1/27) to learn more about the dangers of scrunching!

Listen To Our Podcast - City Cast Twin Cities Here's what the Twin Cities are talking about today.

I had so much fun chatting with the @citycasttwincities.bsky.social crew!

Make sure to listen to this morning’s episode for some excellent toilet paper talk!

I keep thinking today is January 31 and nothing will convince me that it’s not

This is magnificent. Every moment

Let the door hit you on the way out!

So fucking tired of seeing people debate whether or not their favorite Minnesotan TV characters would be “out at all the protests”

I know, but also, does there need to be something else?

I don’t remember hearing about anything other than vigils for Renee Good.

I’m not saying don’t honor him and that there can’t be something else.

But now I think I’m half playing devil’s advocate here on accident so I’m just going to stop.

Really not trying to be a dick in my response but still might’ve been. I know you’re coming from a good place and I hope you know I am too ❤️

I wonder how his besties in @guster.bsky.social feel about this

Hero doesn’t seem like strong enough a word…

Did anyone actually see Amy K. at the protest on Friday?

I’m working under the assumption that she popped in, took 5-7 photos with the most milquetoast signs she could find, then noped out before someone could accuse her of not being moderate enough.

You’re doing great ❤️

Math stuff with kids I bet

"Of ethnic food, I like Somali,
Food from Bali, and meals Nepali,
But one dish leaves me extra jolly:
I fuckin’ love green chicken tamales."

fify 😃

New Dr Seuss just dropped

a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . Alt: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

Well you see, states have borders. Even cities have them. Game, set, match.

A selfie showing my vast amounts of long, curly hair. When curly it hits about mid-bicep. When straight it goes to my waist. Volume-wise I have enough to share with at least two other people.

It is so dry in St. Paul that when I woke up this morning, both my hair and the microfiber towel I had it wrapped in overnight were mostly dry.

Hair selfie for reference.

This made me smile. Thank you.

it was more likely a "yeah, no."

*Youtheran