It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
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Living on the North Yorkshire coast with a lot of rock music. Lead singer of Collision Course - covers rock band and Enigmatic Letters - acoustic rock. Mum of twins at uni. #MDANT (@MemorialDevice) Hookland resident. Rock Goddess (π).
It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
George Glass
15.02.2026 12:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A light blue sign with a white arrow, bearing the legend "Reform UK" handily points to a house wherein lives, we can only assume, a massive racist.
A handy arrow points clearly towards which people we need to avoid in the village. Cheers, Reform! π
14.02.2026 12:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I made a pretty pattern!
Wordle 1,702 4/6
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Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
A light blue sign with a white arrow, bearing the legend "Reform UK" handily points to a house wherein lives, we can only assume, a massive racist.
A handy arrow points clearly towards which people we need to avoid in the village. Cheers, Reform! π
14.02.2026 12:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Just put the negatives back, Josh. No harm, no foul. Goodnight, Hookland.
12.02.2026 22:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Magnet eyes on the board, listening ears.
11.02.2026 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hookland is a home for all of us here, our safe haven. We carry it with us always. Much, much love to you. David. And if there is anything we county dwellers can do, please let us know. Although we all know how difficult you find that.
11.02.2026 20:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The people from Horrible Histories should represent the UK at Eurovision. We'd win it, then. anon_opin GOLD from 25th July 2025
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12β13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
09.02.2026 05:00 β π 102 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0Lucky guess...
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Ruddy love the Dandys. Godless is a fantastic song too.
09.02.2026 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh. My boyfriend lives near Denton, no way he's voting for that horrible lot.
08.02.2026 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Down By The River
08.02.2026 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Rain Song
07.02.2026 21:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is, this is
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Last Exit
That is a perfect message.
06.02.2026 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take care. Very sorry to hear this. I will be awaiting your return and sending various good wishes and magicks your way.
06.02.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I needed to hear that review!
06.02.2026 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"It's like Eva Braun feeling sad about war while Hitler invades Poland".
Mark Kermode ends this review with the word "repugnant".
Enjoy.
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Ah, of course!!!
06.02.2026 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like Kevin Eldon as the Bigfoot? Could be completely wrong, mind. And I probably am.
06.02.2026 19:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes!!!
05.02.2026 06:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wake Up is so sad but absolutely amazing. And Mark Lanegan's vocals with Layne's on Long Gone Day and I'm Above are just perfect.
05.02.2026 06:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why wouldn't it?!!
04.02.2026 21:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have planned to do absolutely nothing this weekend (except get my hair cut but it's pretty desperate for a cut & it won't take very long) and it feels GLORIOUS.
04.02.2026 21:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cost of mince nowadays!!!
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Well done! And your eyes look incredible in that balaclava!
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