Melissa

Or a heated press box

These are all people who will be warm at any MLS stadium no matter the weather.

These Patriots uniforms look like someone put them in the wash in hot water.

I would nominate "innovative."

They're like a dog with (no) dictionary.

I love the end of this. "Details...from Palm Beach." Come to Boston in two months and have the vote then.

it's not even a sacrifice, it's like a Free Gift with Purchase

Here it is, from @clairewillett.bsky.social

If MLS switches to a winter schedule the NWSL should hold on to a summer schedule with a vice grip.

Exclusive window in June > Exclusive window in February

They're drunk on their own alleged brilliance.

Call Schumer's office.

Screen grab of a text in which I tell my ex that I've been in a room w Carli Lloyd & Alexi Lalas for the past hour, & Myers replies, "OMG. Are you a hostage? Do you need me to call the police?'

Probably my favorite text exchange from 2025

The Young Perfesser?

Now it's time to commit self-harm by watching @wolvesfc.bsky.social.

I am also unclear how long it’s going to take for someone with power to acknowledge trans and queer fans of the NWSL watching this all unfold and what that might mean for them, in addition to the protection of the players.

I replayed it in slow motion and it looked barely on. I also thought it was off watching live.

You're making me feel old. (I mean, I am old but still...)

That's why Marta is the greatest.

I see my alma mater decided to pay the bribe to the Creep. I guess if they have that much spare cash they don't need any from me.

Only if you eat it.

Gee, I wonder who's going to win that one?

I also think officially engaging bad faith actors over eligibility in a statement like this means the “protect women’s sports” crowd have successfully controlled the conversation. Everyone’s dancing around the underlying problem, except for Sarah Gorden.

A statement from the National Women's Soccer League.

The surface danger zone for sandwiches really depends on the ingredients tbh. An Italian sub, for example, has a high frag rate because of the bread consistency but better aerodynamic range, while a croque monsieur and the Rueben have less range but more splatter.

Looks like an old bong.

If you've just fired your coach because he seems to have no clue how to make the bunch of players you bought work, why then hire back the last coach you fired for the same reason?

Started in this league as a player. Now I stand in it as a leader. With that comes the responsibility to champion what makes this league and game special.

P, you’re exactly what makes our space special. Wherever your path takes you, whatever kit you wear, know this: we’ve got your back. 💪

I believe a third ACFC player's career likely ended today but I don't suspect too many WoSo fans will be mourning.

Alex's great legacy!

I would think if Seattle's owners want to spring for it, they could. But do you want your players practicing all week or drinking around the world?

Scherzer has hung a couple of breaking balls and has thus far gotten away with it.