Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀

BABEYSSSSS

A screenshot of Horny (a giant muscly devil with red skin, giant horns, and of course a nose ring) of Dungeon Keeper fame

Mfw Dungeon Keeper reference

(I'm assuming "ciabatta" accidentally got translated and was combined with "Dr. Schär" but it's still funny)

A screenshot of a Google Shopping product listing for some Schär gluten free ciabatta rolls - but the product name is listed as "Dr. Slippers Ciabatta"

Dr. Slippers Ciabatta

I like to imagine the pets whose owners run social media accounts that post in weird misspelled baby talk are deeply offended by the misrepresentation of their intelligence

First three rows are within the Old Blood splash zone 🩸

1) OH MY GOD BLOODBORNE OPERA YESSSSSSS
2) Micolash's song would be wild

Things That Are Not Your Therapist:
-Ch*tG/PT or any A/I
-Bette/rHelp
-Alcohol or Drugs
-Your female friends
-Your female coworkers
-A person you know who works as a therapist but isn’t your therapist

Things That Are Your Therapist:
-A licensed specialist you have actual appointments to see

16) Stole this one from a recent skeet I saw:

If generative AI could REALLY make the next GTA in 6 months with 10 staff, or write the next bestseller, or produce 10 blockbusters a day? They wouldn't be trying to sell it to YOU. They would keep it for themselves and guard it from you ferociously.

OR BOTH

Not sure if ad for crotch deodorant or ad for Grindr

(The text of the post not the image FOR CLARITY)

My cream British Shorthair cat Mori, staring blankly just past the camera with his big orange eyes and blepping modestly yet outrageously

Mori vibes

Finally watching season two of The Last of Us and everyone got that good post-apocalypse tubing mascara apparently 💅

Excellent ✨

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Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue

I LOVE HER - I wish I was trinket rich 😢

Fear the old blood... heh heh heh...

A photo of a small black and white tuxedo cat lying on an old purple towel on some vibrant green grass. Next to her is a pile of books, the topmost one being a dark green hardback with a leafy Green Man face in gold foil on the cover: "Wild Service: Why Nature Needs You".

A little black and white tuxedo cat lying on her back, paws akimbo, on an old purple towel on some bright green grass.

A photo of a small black and white tuxedo cat lying on an old purple towel on some vibrant green grass. Next to her is a pile of books, the topmost one being a dark green hardback with a leafy Green Man face in gold foil on the cover: "Wild Service: Why Nature Needs You". One of the cat's back paws is lying on the top of this book as if it's her personal footrest.

A photo of a lovely dark green hardback book with a leafy Green Man face in gold foil on the cover. The title is "Wild Service: Why Nature Needs You", and it is edited by Nick Hayes and Jon Moses. The book sits on an old purple towel with a black and white cat's little besocked paw resting on it.

I have a reading friend (featuring the book I got from the @biggreenbooks.bsky.social #buyastrangerabook scheme) - the little grubby-socked leggie rest is sending me 😭

My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap with The Empress card from the Universal Waite tarot deck tucked between his forepaws (supported by my left hand). He is gazing into the camera and blepping, as is tradition.

Just got the bill for my digital impression and bite guard (teehee stress grinding) so if you were considering getting a silly little tarot reading from my Ko-fi now would be an excellent time 💖

Find out more here: materiamagica.carrd.co#tarot
Get yer reading here: ko-fi.com/ellamcco/com...

Discovered what seemed like a cool new YouTuber - until I realised they regularly use AI-generated stock footage 🙃

Tormented by the imaginary sense memory of a dream I had wherein I made a "salad" out of diced strawberries and grated cheddar cheese

This physically hurt me to look at

It is already too late 🐱

She is exactly like Mori omg

"FATHER I HUNGER"

THIS IS FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR

Oh no the meowing has begun

I have just shut Mori out of the room for this very reason 😂