Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

As long as it takes, get every fucking one of them.

1) GOT'
2) DAMN
3) ...
4) ...
5) respectfully

Who needs tinsel when there's...Titsel!

Just flying into the new year, aiming to misbehave

🤘🏼🤘🏼

"Lucy promised to not pull the ball at the last second this time"

Where's the presidential bunker? Under the East Wing. It's a bit conspiracy theory-ish but are they doing something to the bunker and the East Wing demolition is their cover story?

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Well that'll be good for his prostate health he should do it more often

the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes . ALT: the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes .

*applause*

TEH ARRT UV TEH DEEL

Hey a nipnop is a nipnop

“A Republican is somebody who couldn’t enjoy eating unless he knew someone else was hungry.”

~Mary Karr

Do it doggy style while watching Independence Day so we can both cheer when the White House gets blowed up.

LAWDAMERCY

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

I have a hunch

EARIFFEWTIBULL PREWF, HOSS

#GOBBLESS

The CFPB Has Been Gutted The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.

This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.

Well ya know that old saying: "If you can't beat 'em, disenfranchise 'em"

I appreciate that Jeffrey Goldberg did not sit on this news for a book that he writes two years from now

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

Free Mahmoud Khalil!!

Pass it on.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.