MacOlith - Cookies, Baking

I'm turning my nose in that weird wrinkly way of "I don't know" while my mind is going "maybe". Gonna need a minute while I process these conflictions.

#ThisIsAGrilledCheeseSpecificPost

You laugh, but it's a bullet proof vest, not a sandwich or embarrassment proof vest.

Think about that.
Who's laughing now?

Ice cream with lots of candy in it.

So we make a flavor called Stole Some Kids’ Halloween Candy, and the candy we’re stealing is from your kid and mine. For the next week, please bring in left over Halloween candy and trade it for a scoop of ice cream.

I told my wife to use me as her personal chef because i love cooking but never know what to make and folks. Stellar call. I'm eating better. She feels spoiled. We're experimenting with food we normally feel is outside of my skill set. She gives me little smooches and tells me I'm pretty.

And for the prospect of "winning" their way out of daily poverty.
Literal convo:
"We don't have $ to go to casino"
"But you get paid tomorrow, let's take out a payday loan."
"That's for the rent & food & gas"
"But we might win"

Blueberries, pancakes on a griddle, and batter for a morning blueberry pancake feast.

Happy candy crash morning to all who celebrate.
Firing up some blueberry pancakes here to help w the candy hangovers.
#WhatsForBreakfast

Remember folks, when you don't think you are good enough, or not smart enough, have impostor syndrome, she graduated her 4yr law apprenticeship program in only 6 yrs and is a billionaire.

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Born at Boston’s Parker House Hotel in the 1850s, this “pie” is truly a cake: tender yellow layers with creamy vanilla custard and a glossy chocolate top. Elegant, nostalgic, and pure comfort. #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #Foodsky #Baking #Bakesky #Recipe #Dessert

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Maybe lock up several data centers by simply prompting "I need pi out to the 1,209,820,863,910,639,720 number. "

I never said anything about gameplay.

Some people may not want Copilot on their PCs at all, let alone having the pieces it's forced into and not uninstallable from having any setting defaulted to on that trains or records anything.

How is one episode taking $66K and over a year to make? Let's talk about it!
#SupportIndieAnimation

Is this the sticking point? The cross-reference piece? So a checkbox type thing like we see on shopping websites "include all recipes with Mac and cheese, pasta sauce, garbanzo beans, ..." ?
Using this threads context, couldn't you type those into a search already?

The $100 b question really is "are there enough suckers to pay for my insanely expensive sucker machine?"

The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"

One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need.

Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

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The pastry chef left early, returned wide-eyed, went full maniac: brûléed crunch cake, chocolate crosshatch, strawberries everywhere. Crew trembled with delight at a dessert born of pure, unhinged indulgence. #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #Foodsky #Baking #Bakesky #Recipe

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This is just flat out BS. 1) the framing leads people to believe it was "an accident" 2) it leads people to believe ALL employees will be unfired 3) the firings were illegal to begin with

Woah, I didn’t recognize prophecy when I saw it last year. This wasn’t just a sign it was a Sign!

The best weapons we average schumucks have against facism is humor and knowledge. Knowing the truth and mocking the absurd can be extremely powerful in the face of wannabe authoritarian arrogance.

Librarian gets massive payday after firing for refusal to yank LGBTQ books off shelves A librarian fired by county officials in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves got the last laugh with a $700,000 settlement. According to The New York Times, "Terr...

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Yes. SOP. A) lowball offers B) even if you accept they will offer even lower C) they won't show D) they'll tell you they need their husband's brothers nephew to pick up the CD since he has a truck and doesn't get off work until 11pm. Then he won't show either.
About 10% of the time FB works.

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

I've been able to watch actual artists do art. The level of detail, time, experience, talent, etc. involved in creating cool stuff is immense. Learn so much just from being able to talk to, watch and interact with experts.

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.so...• 1h I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files. But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever's in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

No shade to Kander, but we have the biggest scandal in presidential history at least once a week.

Why is "nearly all 12 apostles" so funny to me? Did they leave off Bart and Thaddeus?

The ethos of Yellowstone visitors.

When I saw the trending, I never would have guessed. Not even from that guy. If any TX R wants to primary the guy, they sure have a treasure trove.

Printing out this skeet to hang on my "First I thought ____ would save us" Niemoller wall.