Weโve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and itโs being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isnโt even nihilism, itโs outright worship of death and human suffering.
05.08.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 8832 ๐ 2839 ๐ฌ 46 ๐ 144
oh my goood @jols98.bsky.social losing it ๐๐
05.08.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This tracks especially when paired with the episode when Hank has an existential crisis over George W. Bushโs wimpy handshake
05.08.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn
Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
05.08.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 2321 ๐ 418 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 21
Full repeal of Redistricting Commission will be hard to pass
But possible changes
- Give legislature first dibs drawing maps if Commission fails
- Remove legislators from Commission and add independents
- Keep state maps w Commission but Congressional maps back to legislators
05.08.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Iโve said from the beginning the redistricting commission is designed to fail, but donโt see a repeal passing referendum
05.08.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Croix Bethune: Player of the Week, Assist of the Week
Trinity Rodman: Goal of the Week
Aubrey Kingsbury: Save of the Week
Spirit's news release says this is the first time in #NWSL history that a single team has won all four weekly awards.
05.08.2025 21:36 โ ๐ 80 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 4
to be clear: first time ever BY ANY TEAM ๐คฉ
05.08.2025 21:36 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Itโs official: the Washington Spirit swept all 4 NWSL award categories for the week. THATโS THE MFโIN SPIRIT ๐งน๐งน๐งน๐งน
05.08.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Athletes get P visas โ B are non-employment visas
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111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All
111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All
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"the president of the US is standing on the roof of the white house shouting incoherently at reporters"
05.08.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 1460 ๐ 228 ๐ฌ 121 ๐ 37
....so I'm led to conclude he's reached the wandering around phase of dementia?!
05.08.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
05.08.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 4194 ๐ 776 ๐ฌ 606 ๐ 660
Today in "CEOs are sociopaths"
05.08.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 2291 ๐ 409 ๐ฌ 90 ๐ 10
so who is getting fired today
05.08.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 1164 ๐ 140 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 1
Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.
05.08.2025 12:59 โ ๐ 533 ๐ 172 ๐ฌ 36 ๐ 13
Gus!!!!!!!
05.08.2025 13:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the Guardians are facing the Mets in Flushing, Queens tonight.
in related news we are proud to guard all the flushing queens weโve ever met.
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Oh? Does somebody have a problem with COAL???
05.08.2025 00:01 โ ๐ 398 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 0
LMFAO
04.08.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
wat
04.08.2025 23:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
yes, you do unfortunately
04.08.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
would it really be an ADC zoom meeting without a random elderly man yelling into his mic because he can't figure out how to mute himself
04.08.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
they literally think they are Godโs gift to states ๐
04.08.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
just saw a Maryland tourism commercial during Jeopardy and the slogan is โYouโre Welcomeโ and honestly that is the most Maryland tourism slogan those fuckers could possibly have come up with ๐
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canโt lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news
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