⌬ [Mayhem]MoonMoon ⌬

My shit phone art skills strike again

"Casual" playing in the background

This takes the term swordfighting to new heights

Why is this so me-coded

Oh god, yeah you got played. You might see the dry heat out in the Chihuahua desert parts of TX, or maybe the panhandle. But not that close to the water.

Tangentially related: Significant Emotional Events

Task saturated is a term I haven't heard since circa 2013

He has such strong assistant S3 energy, it's not even funny.

Still waiting for the E4 mafia to roll him up.

Ticketmaster is the literal devil lol.

Ticketmaster being partly to blame since they often package parking passes with concert tickets.

Cool, cuz mine might be a trenta with two buzzballs mixed in

Thanks everyone looping me in on the Sean Duffy thing. Short response to various questions

1) Nuclear power for the Moon is not new. Look up e.g. Kilopower.

2) None of this clearly would violate international law.

3) It can be done very safely, and I suspect NASA would do it safely.

I saw a reel on Insta suggesting mixing a coffee flavored
buzzball into a venti white chocolate mocha...

All I'm saying is don't ask me what's in my cup and I won't ask what's in yours.

a white stuffed animal with the words why why why on it Alt: An animated white rabbit is asking "why? Why? Why?"

Me, to my bum-ass left knee, that just randomly started giving me shooting pains while I was minding my own business doom-scrolling Instagram:

A 3-panel Moon Knight comic, with Moon Knight (with the INDOPACOM logo over him) sitting next to a woman on a bench at night. First panel: the woman is looking at Moon Knight and says, "you need a hobby." Moon Knight responds with, "I HAVE a hobby." Second panel: the woman says, "hating CENTCOM isn't a hobby." Third panel: Moon Knight (with the INDOPACOM logo over him) touches his chin and scrunches his face as if thinking about what she said while saying "hmmm."

It's a way of life.

@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

Hi, former Foreign Service Officer here

The Secretary of State might be interested to learn that visa requirements and terms are generally reciprocal. We do it to them, they do it to us.

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.

You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.

Greg Abbott: "Texans don't run away from a fight"

Texans who ran away:

Endorsed

You're going through some major shit, you're allowed to take as much time as you need.

To be fair, leading up to going to the Mayhem Ball 2 weeks ago and ever since I have been listening to her music almost exclusively.

A list of YouTube Music badges, including multiple tip badges for Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift

I mean, it's been building. It takes dedication (or, in my case, obsession).

A YouTube music screenshot that says "Top Listener of Lady Gaga: I was in the top 0.01% of their audience of 824M in July."

Can't say I'm surprised 🤭

It is "had to stuff ice packs under my boobs" kinda hot today. Days like today I miss living in a place where central A/C is the norm.

Another banger from The Onion

“keep the horny off this app”

how about stop showing up and hating on the sex workers here that were amongst the first to join the app, actually.
set your muted words and moderation preferences so you don’t see what you don’t want to but don’t try to bully them off bluesky

Oh no. Fingers crossed, sending all the good juju your way.

Even artists themselves can turn a song's original meaning on its head. Gaga has been doing this with the Mayhem Ball, specifically turning "Million Reasons" and "Shallow" around from being songs aimed at men in her life to being aimed at herself (the internal Mistress of Mayhem).

Leo: The Sicilian proverb says, "When you seek vengeance, dig two graves," but you'll need more than that. A lot more.