Glaxton T. GuitarWolf

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I do!

-Stupid hats
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-hooah
-SFABs

Ah yes: The clearing barrel. The most hazardous of danger areas.

Imagine explaining to your family that people from work were coming over for dinner to figure out what to do because your boss did horrific things to children.

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Got rolled up on by kids on mopeds and flip flops once. Stickup kids.

They were doomed as soon as it became clear none of them had a machete and we weren’t drunk European tourists.

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Beat up by 15 year olds.

Lattice sucks, nothing talks, and this dude is carving up whole divisions in the company every day.

“But I wanted to beat PLTR,” he shrieks, ripping down a painting of Petey T being fed to wolves.

“…I’m pressing charges,” he says, in between sobs and TikTok posts.

…he acts like Congress still does anything.

I know hella 15s that would get knocked out cold by a slight breeze.

But that doesn’t change the fact that this dude got beat up for being a jackass. Love that for him.

I had to look that reference up, but I still like my initial impression: Shit gets real weird one episode on X Files, with Alfred Hitchcock and Agent Scully having a buddy comedy spinoff.

Big Balls getting beat the fuck up is our “Th Reichstag Is On Fire!” moment, and I want to be quoted in the history books as having called it.

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I keep tabs on a lot of former officers. And lemme tell you hhhhwat: Many of them are doing not well.

👀👀👀

“Incoherent 79 year old Caucasian male on a roof” is a pretty common call to get fire/EMS rolling.

Back when I was cool, I used to spend weeks on end alone and somewhat afraid in interesting places. Kinshasa, Niamey, Quito to name a few. And I’ve dealt extensively with secret police.

They have a look and common bearing. Not just in the masks, but in the demeanor. It’s in the eyes.

These eyes.

The Internet: “Scandinavian countries are beacons of hope and joy lighting the way to a three day work week. Truly a utopian future.”

Scandinavian countries: “…Dyrene higer efter dine kæledyr 🇩🇰☮️🥺.”

One of the most engaging audiobooks I’ve listened to. If they made a movie or series true to historical events it would rival GoT.

Yep.

Only TV people in this admin.

Perfect.

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…Monday Fun Day, but with proper intensity.

Absolute scam, completely rigged.

@allthingscivil.bsky.social got me out of the house after 7pm, and then took a nice photo as proof.

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A man who honors a wager in the face of death or matrimony.

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Both? Neither?

Either way we’re wearing suits so hopefully it’s in the late fall.

Next up from these absolute morons: Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation is communism manifest and will be dissolved, thus saving America billions of dollars.

This guy is 44. Being awful in every way possible ages a person.

So we should put cameras in our cars to protect us from the “serve and protect crew” now?

Very cool.

“Yes we beat him but on June 22nd he said, ‘fucking cops, man’ when a saw a parked cruiser. That’s animus toward police and you, your honor. Premeditated resistance of arrest.”

<goes to prison>

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It’s actual policy.

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