@jakekolton.bsky.social
dirtbag homosexual & filmmaker insta: www.instagram.com/jake_kolton jakekolton.com
Selling my soul in exchange for the biggest quads you've ever seen
17.06.2025 22:22 — 👍 82 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 1am i going to turn 33 listening to the straight couple next to me debate if MATERIALISTS passed the bechdel test
19.06.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate
22.11.2024 14:31 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
mornin skeeters
07.04.2025 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my 2025 journal has become stained, indicating she can no longer hold the truths of a caffeinated and deranged gay guy without her own body keeping the
06.04.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
03.03.2025 03:59 — 👍 1509 🔁 182 💬 18 📌 6i’m actually way too hot to be this sad all the time
20.02.2025 04:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do support DEI
D ont you swear at me you little
shit don’t you
E ver raise your voice at me
I am your mother!
one of the best of the fest.
29.01.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the movie the substance cause she goes through all that just to keep working. Like oh I’m hot again I guess I’ll work some more. Weird bitch
16.12.2024 02:00 — 👍 3689 🔁 358 💬 56 📌 17really need filmmakers to start @ing who their breakup film is about
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me tryin to network at sundance
26.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0need awards season to be over i’m so sick of faggots with opinions. myself included.
22.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got drunk with my mom on french 75s and now the night is turning into some tennessee williams girls ep hybrid
13.01.2025 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meryl Streep once beat the shit out of me with a billy club
12.01.2025 04:31 — 👍 197 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 2
The actual current plot summary for DEN OF THIEVES: PANTERA on Wikipedia right now. Like the movie itself: perfect, no notes.
13.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 124 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 5ok but how did NOSFERATU end up kinkier than BABYGIRL.
30.12.2024 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gladiator ii so oedipal fr
05.12.2024 05:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i once again lie prostrate before final draft. ready to be humbled, debased, annihilated even. nothing but a lowly sub to power and ridicule of the three act structure.
01.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it’s that time 🎄
01.12.2024 18:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
december is for the girls.
01.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
26.11.2024 02:37 — 👍 8354 🔁 816 💬 97 📌 34instead of making prequels to successful franchises they should make something good
26.11.2024 13:09 — 👍 690 🔁 110 💬 18 📌 5there is no greater indignity than writing a screenplay in public
26.11.2024 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
EILEEN girls rise up! it’s almost that time of year where you let your loved ones know that this isn’t your house. this is the polk house and you have mrs. polk tied up downstairs.
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Me after spreading a rumor
22.11.2024 21:06 — 👍 70 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1im afraid cynthia and ariana have won the war. i woke up singing popular this morning like a real f@ggot.
22.11.2024 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Going back to Twitter so I can keep up with the latest Candace Owens updates
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