sarah “fund abortions” dubs

this is fucking devastating

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

what the HELL

extremely excited about this book!

incredible performances from the actors playing milchick and natalie in this week’s severance. the way actors on this show have to portray a million different emotions teeming beneath the surface, always suspicious of surveillance…really a master class in showing and not telling

The Democratic “plan” is to “not get distracted” as Trump seizes Treasury, purges the FBI and the military, and completely defies all laws limiting himself, and then win back the House in 2026 by talking about inflation. It’s an awful plan.

few things delight me more than bookstores open until 10pm

It seems like an unelected, non-Senate-confirmed billionaire who recently gave a Nazi salute onstage is directing private citizens in a takeover of U.S. federal workers' personal information? Is this okay with everyone? What am I missing

i’m all for it, to be clear

am i crazy or…are people kind of getting into dido again

"It takes time to figure out a coordinated message and action in response to the president illegally cutting off federal spending to everyone for everything," what do you do when you accidentally touch a hot stove

ah well i’m glad the democrats raised concerns. that’s what I look for in my elected representatives, when faced with a rapist psychopath leading the largest bureaucracy on earth, they did raise some concerns

👀 do it joe DO IT

a fact about me is that the end of cloudy with a chance of meatballs makes me cry almost every time??

also obviously 100% true

DM from a friend: “now this looks like the spotify wrapped of a woman who owns a lot of baggu” that is such a good burn

I feel like I need to learn how to tweet again, it’s weird!!

just gonna link to it also

not me sobbing at this week’s @heavyweight.bsky.social. but in a good way. I don’t want to scare anyone off it - the heavyweight cries are always good, cathartic ones I promise

🤡

3.5yo woke up at 5:45 yelling for candy (including a piece of candy - a lollipop shaped like a fire truck - that he DREAMED and does not exist) so i’ve changed my mind and halloween is bad, actually

ugh i’m so sorry, christine

“don’t forget to bring tom’s copy of the odyssey” normal instructions for grandparents visiting their grandchild in the hospital per my marriage

watching zodiac in labor……am I doing this right