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I have a third boomer complaint; why the hell are there ads in email?? I get enough spam, thanks. I don't want your bullshit too

watching my nephew jump off furniture in a sugar glider costume and idk man I think we all need the whimsy of a 6 year old

I love pathetic men cause wdym she stabbed you and the next time you see her you're proclaiming your love for her?

this is in the same vein as a phone's power button not working as a power button cause what the fuck

not to sound like an old man (again) but why do i HAVE to use the chip reader if my card has a magnetic strip??? what's the point??? why am I not allowed to swipe??

it's in the 70's with 54% humidity, I feel like im in heaven. that 90% humidity and I don't get along at all

all of the mistborn books make me want to devour everything Brandon Sanderson has written

We are very far over the cliff here folks

I wish consuming realistic dystopian media didn't cause this sense of impending doom for DAYS afterward

This is not sustainable.

www.tiktok.com/@brutamerica...

Agustina Bazterrica I need to pick your brain because my god

is my found family about to be ripped apart again?

I'm not prepared to start Bands of Mourning after what I just read. Brandon Sanderson when I catch you

ghosting people is so cowardly. be a god damned adult and use your words

I had a dream about an old friend and I've had this pit in my stomach since. it's almost this feeling of loss/grief. I didn't realize how much I missed him

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

I love that the 7oc boys have stayed friends 😭 I'll always be a rose idc how long it's been

I need this app to give us drafts already. I need somewhere to put my questionable bullshit

watching some Caleb Hammer videos and I need to know how this man destresses because holy shit some of these people are fucking stupid

how the hell did i go from hating birds to bonding with a budgie and looking at getting a squawk box in 8 months???

there has to be an Etsy shop that's selling the yellow sweater Zoey wore at the end of #kpdh

I still get pissed that holding the power button doesn't turn my god damn phone off

I just want a good reuben

im at work and we've had a lockdown, 2 traumas, and a life flight all in the last 15 minutes x.x happy 4th y'all

gonna celebrate finishing an art piece by watching kpop demon hunters for the 7th (8th?) time

she would use comic sans unironically
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#ocart #oc #digitalart #girlfailure

getting kicked out of the jedi order for using the force to jork it

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

I lied it is