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Somebody, probably a relative, fucked with her as a child and never said they were joking. Or she’s making shit up for attention. But I’m leaning towards the 1st option. I have seen so many people have WTF moments as adults over stuff someone was pulling their leg about as a kid.

Don’t be. I just always thought it was a weird saying. Even weirder the one friend who always replied “Let’s DO and say we DIDN’T” 🤣

Nobody in my immediate family ever did, but it was super common among the students when I was in HS. Haven’t heard it in years (and not disappointed)

Yoga and Pilates both seem daunting with my preexisting range of motion issues.

Oh damn I hope that isn’t what it takes to solve mine. I don’t have that kind of social bandwidth 🤣

Aged 16 went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. After dinner with her folks I was desperate to use the bog and was surprised how low it was. Did a shit and realised it wasn't the bog; pushed the shit through the plug hole with my fingers. Never seen a bidet before.

When I finally associated the written word sabotage from the Hardy Boys books with the word as spoken on Hogan’s Heroes, I was mortified. I had been pronouncing it saw-boat-age in my head. I was probably 6-8. So I get it.

It’s perfect for grilled cheese! Of course I was the only one who chose it. My brother’s kids aren’t always the most adventurous. The oldest niece at least tried a bite and said she liked it tho.

I used sharp cheddar, pepper jack and havarti. We also had Swiss and shredded “Mexican” available.

A grilled cheese sandwich alongside a bowl of tomato soup. (For those interested cheddar, pepper jack and havarti on sourdough. WITH bacon, and no the chef is not entertaining the argument that bacon makes it a melt)

Happy grilled cheese day to those that celebrate

Dear white people!

You marched last week CALL THIS ONE

I’ve watched Trump’s unedited speeches for 10 years now, since he started running in 2015. He’s fucking dumb. And there’s all these “distraction theory” and “controlled chaos” arguments and the bottom line is he is a dummy who doesn’t understand anything.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Started playing Fortnite to hang with my nephew. But kinda enjoyed it, and now in an over 40 gamers group
If you’re interested in seeing our friendly competitive play, check out Builds League tonight at 8 central on my friend’s stream.

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Eat dirt, old man. The Democrats did not talk too much about race, gender, and sexual orientation. It let Republicans talk constantly about it--demonizing and politicizing multiple identities while Democrats cowered.

Happy B-Day to both of ya!

Kinda wishing I had a birthday twin as cool as either of you.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

50 something white guy (me) with a beard that needs trimmed and waxed into submission before I’d personally consider it a “nice beard” lol

At the VA for an early morning appointment. An older volunteer with a full on snowy white John Brownesque beard complimented me on mine. I replied that I was happy to hear that from an expert

Just updated my Mac's OS, and one of the first pop-ups I get is about "Apple Intelligence." So PSA for people who don't want this (because who does?): if you have the latest OS, go into settings and turn of Apple Intelligence.

The Feb 14 drop date is no joke, THE GORGE puts the Love in Lovecraft. What begins as a workplace meet-cute at the mouth of madness spirals into a first date, if not from hell, then straight into the bowels of Hell itself! A genre-bending sci-fi action fantasy championing poetry, vinyl & rabbit pie.

Disney, NO! I'm not even saying this as a member of a marginalized group. I'm saying this as a soulless PR mercenary who dies a little inside when I see a company make a terrible marketing decision.

The forecaster is a guy, huh?

A 3.5 oz flask filled with a mix of 3 KC (Knob Creek) whiskies for a KC (Kansas City) 3-peat.

Rally shot…

Okay it’s my fault. I wore the wrong socks. I just put on the threadbare ones I wore all season. LFG second half KC

O just gotta focus on the fact KC is a 2nd half team

It’s nice to know that was a real rhyme, not just something my mom made up.

Sweet merciful crap, I’m glad that’s done. Way to go #Chiefs

Ok #ChiefsKingdom who are we rooting for in the early game?

Absolutely