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A kobold, a dragon, and generally a mess they/he | enby | no minors

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No I just made it up unfortunately. You'll have to make it a reality.

It will be glorious.

04.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH

04.11.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But it sounds silly"

That's called *memorable* hun. Nobody's going to remember the generic slop song, everyone is going to remember the dark quake clone shooter with the weird level music composed entirely of gorilla hoots.

04.11.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get in loser, weโ€™re overthrowing the Sorcerer-Kings.

30.03.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

There was this guy in New Zealand, George Hudson, and ol Georgey really liked to look at bugs. But he got off work too late to look at bugs sometimes. So he wrote this paper about how it'd be nice if everyone else in the whole world would change their clocks. And they did.

04.11.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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good Reddit

03.11.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3346    ๐Ÿ” 960    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

I like Michigan because you can point to where you live on your hand.

Or West Virginia because you can do the same thing while flipping somebody off!

04.11.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Similar story here. For the most part labels only confused me even more. A big factor is my attractions simply don't fit neatly with the gender binary. Plus they're muted, so these days I call myself ace/pan.

04.11.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tiny Magpie sewing oversized buttons onto a piece of cloth

Tiny Magpie sewing oversized buttons onto a piece of cloth

He is so busy!

11.03.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1396    ๐Ÿ” 415    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fox pilot in a fighter jet signaling to a flying fox they are ready for takeoff.

Fox pilot in a fighter jet signaling to a flying fox they are ready for takeoff.

Weretober Day 5: Flying Fox

2 Flying foxes :D

#Weretober #Weretober2025

07.10.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2348    ๐Ÿ” 634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Repost this if you ever accidentally joined a discord VC cuz you were trying to click to see who they are and tried to play it off as you wanted to drop in and say hi.

02.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of an anthropomorphic dragon wearing beach clothing while looking away at the camera. She looks serene as the wind blows on her. The colours are warm and hint at a afternoon  where the sun is starting to hide. She has black horn and dark thick scales mix with yellowish, softer scales.

Illustration of an anthropomorphic dragon wearing beach clothing while looking away at the camera. She looks serene as the wind blows on her. The colours are warm and hint at a afternoon where the sun is starting to hide. She has black horn and dark thick scales mix with yellowish, softer scales.

Commission for Shera, thank you so much โœจ
#fantasy #illustration #draconian

03.11.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 986    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great to see people cleaning up 40k's image. Though years of being told to "yiff in hell" and spammed with heresy memes and threats means it's gonna take a while before I'm comfortable.

03.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to open this in an image editor and confirm the top and bottom are the same colors

03.11.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was traumatized and gaslit by a group that I strongly suspect contained one or more sociopaths, and you've described them to a T. I got popular within the group and risked pushback against some of their lies, manipulations, and contradictions, and eventually the explosive retaliation came.

03.11.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow this is absolutely beautiful!

03.11.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read The Last Messiah by Zappfe recently, it's a very thought provoking essay.

It made me think of our psyche like a plant, and we defensively prune it in order to survive the horrors. But when you don't have a clear understanding and overprune you wind up lopping off parts of your personality.

03.11.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my favorite words:
BROBDINGNAGIAN!
(It means very large)

03.11.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone is 12.

"We just announced a deal for eleventy bajillion dollars!"
"OMG that's a bunch buy buy buy!"

02.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it started as an ironic meme, but the "nofap" community who believes myths about abstinence latched onto it and it got boosts from right wing figures until it stuck in the public consciousness. It's fueled harassment campaigns too, unsurprisingly.

02.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've become convinced that the lament about aging is spread by people who peaked in high school, did a bunch of reckless shit, and are having those choices catch up to them years later.

02.11.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
painting of a dragon cobra breathing pretty flames

painting of a dragon cobra breathing pretty flames

Cobra + Dragon? ๐Ÿค”

๐ŸŒŸ #dragonposting ๐ŸŒŸ #dnd ๐ŸŒŸ #art ๐ŸŒŸ #fantasy ๐ŸŒŸ

02.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ride Wife. Life Good. ๐Ÿ˜€

That's it, that's the meme. What, you expected something worse??
#HeirdonSFW / #gpose / #lalafell / #dragon

02.11.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember my first encounter with the idea of a flat tax. I heard it and thought "great idea if we tax the rich equally, most of us would pay pennies".

After a very confusing conversation I realized my right wing cousin didn't quite mean it like that.

02.11.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! It's not common because they have bitter tannins, so you have to leech them by boiling/soaking in water, then dry them, then grind them into meal. But you can absolutely eat acorns.

01.11.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Movember - Changing the face of men's health. Unite to take on mental health, suicide, prostate cancer and testicular cancer.

No Nut November is propaganda.

Promote proper prostate and testicular health his year!
Remember to check yourself occasionally in the shower and ask your doctor about getting screened.

You can donate to help support the fight for mens' health over at
us.movember.com

01.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could make the actual shooting pretty easy, just pure power fantasy where you rack your giant rifle and blow off a chunk of the mech/kaiju.

But then the hard part is dodging retaliatory missiles and beams, getting to cover and vantage points, fighting off swarms of troops with small arms...

01.11.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still love how this turned out, I have it hanging on my wall!

01.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm imagining those little black eyes flick on like flashlights in the dark

01.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

01.11.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5644    ๐Ÿ” 2320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

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