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In these uneasy times where there is true division in this country, I just want to say something to unite all of us: Fuck the fucking Red Sox 🤬

Student to me tonight after class (college): “You look exactly like…”

[me in my head thinking about which celeb he’s going to say]

Student: “…my friend’s mom!”

Me: “Get out.”

Happy syllabus week 🙄

Same. And I teach politics, so I’m in for a SEMESTER 🙄

Read a book.

Read another book.

And then read some more.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Makes me think of Bassem Youssef and the Tickling Giants documentary…

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

February 21: The Epstein client list is on Pam Bondi's desk ready to be reviewed
July 7: The Epstein client list does not exist and the case is closed
July 12: There is an Epstein file but it's a fake written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, and Brennan

What a day—Epstein list disappeared faster than the separation between church and state.

Not to be a lib, but you guys, I don’t think Kamala Harris would be selling merch for the tents surrounded by alligators being used as a concentration camp.

Historians call it “willful ignorance” when Germans said “we didn’t know” as their neighbors disappeared.

But Americans do know.
About the raids.
The camps.
The mass deportations.

Silence now isn’t ignorance.
It’s complicity.

#WeKnow #HistoryIsWatching

schadenfreudescrolling

Maybe it’ll be better than their human “customer experience” considering they asked my dad for my mom’s death certificate in order to cancel her phone line, even though it was entirely in my dad’s name. 🤬 #fuckverizon

On Trump's "ceasefire"

Athens, Ohio

Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit?

Yeah…psyops. It worked.

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Twenty years ago the Republican party stood for huge tax cuts for the rich and wars of choice in the middle east, but then Donald Trump totally remade the party and realigned American poltiics, and now the Republica party stands for...huge tax cuts for the rich and wars of choice in the middle east.

a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .

Got my eyebrows waxed today, and before she started, the lady was like- “whoa… okay…”… still got it 😎 #blessed

Iran deserves better leadership
Israel deserves better leadership
USA deserves better leadership

Someone go ahead and tell me again why and how Kamala Harris would have been worse than what we're experiencing now. Go on.

My Super-Special 79th Was Not Super Special A diary entry by a disappointed president

Dear Diary, My Super-Special 79th Birthday was NOT super special www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

We, the people, have spoken!

So much of what’s happening is a direct consequence of Donald Trump's “America First" foreign policy. His reckless unilateralism, constant quarrels with allies, and systematic dismantling of our security apparatus have left the U.S. ill-equipped to lead when global peace hangs in the balance.

and Trump is staging a fucking parade and a bully action in LA when there is a war breaking out in the Middle East. How insanely irresponsible and dangerous he is.

Too much news, that’s excessive news, 15 yard penalty, repeat second down

That’s really offensive to Muppets…

Somebody tell Grok, there is a white South African getting massacred

There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution.

Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".

Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.

Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?

You're seeing America kamikaze itself into a brick wall.

It didn't have to be this way.

But greed and racism, our two sins, will be our downfall.

Too many people still with their hands in the sand.