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To the wank with the really loud fireworks: Hurry up and blow your fingers off you waste of come.

Does anyone know where Lawell usually parks his car?? Asking for a bad, bad friend!?

Don't forget kids, if you're off to a bonfire tonight, kerosene makes an excellent deodorant.

After everything that has happened this week, TELL ME you're not still paying the BBC license fee??? If you are, you're funding state propagandists.

There are cock ups, and there is this.
#kneecap #Palestine #bbcnews #Glastonbury

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You just know fat lad posted this from a golf course.

Yeah because up 'til now they been so unbiased.

RIP Sly.

Get it right round ye cucurella!

London knows 👏🇵🇸

The sound of passports being thrown into drawers in Paisley. Shame.

James Forrest is singing with us at the Barras tonight 🥂

So this is 55 titles, dunno what all the fuss was about.

I take it that hibs players have it in their contracts that they all have to have a that stupid fucking haircut!

How has mccoist remained unmurdered for so long?

That lad Lang who plays for PSV looks like a school desk had sex with a junky.

Show the goals once or twice but show the potential SM penalty half a dozen times. Yer slip's showing Sky!

Shinning the ball into the ground so hard the top spin loops it over the keeper and celebrating by kissing the camera might be the biggest fitba cringe ever.

Stand Three, ya sheep bothering bangers!

Something like this is always worth a few seconds of people’s time to give it a share and hopefully it’s seen by those in need of a warm meal. Remember it’s really hard times for most now and this can really brighten someone’s day up 🙏💚

So that rule about taking free kicks where the infringement took place, only applies to Celtic does it?

I bet Jota smells lovely.

Can everyone please share and hope William is found safe & well. Remember it only takes a few seconds to share & your share could be very important 🙏💚

HEY! Tony Ralston btw. Well played sir!

For Kris Boyd to mock a genuine show of emotion when he's supposedly a mental health ambassador, having lost his brother, is a poor show and something about which he might wish to reflect upon.

VAR is so imprecise the huns with whistles can use it to suit their aims.

It has to be said, Jota's hair is a triumph for humanity.

Aaah the Villa DJ has hit the Wetherspoons playlist button!

Looking around Villa Park I'm wondering if the IRA blew up every dentist in Brum?