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@suchwitchythangs.bsky.social

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Latest posts by suchwitchythangs.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " with a picture Abe Simpson shaking his fist.
05.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat . Alt: John Travolta as Vincent Vega in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat. He's confused, wondering where everyone is.

@jaketapper.bsky.social wya?

05.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore the tummy stretch marks 😍

26.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman at a protest holding a sign that says, "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity".

A woman at a protest holding a sign that says, "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity".

22.06.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it

Would you like to take another shot at this assessment?

22.06.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a mustache Alt: a close up of a man with a mustache he pauses then laughs hysterically
31.05.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Target's "Get Back in the Closet Queer" collection.

30.05.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen! We deserved a film adaptation that was true to the book 😭

04.04.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a football player with the word patriots on his shirt Alt: A Black football player with the word patriots on his shirt says "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie".

Forgot what the date was for a second

01.04.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 3rd profile OP posted, the woman's husband is at the gym from 4:45 am to 9 am.

30.03.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll buy all these devices and supplements to prevent/remove "toxins" but they'll eat raw diary which can actually contain shiga toxin from E. coli?! Make it make sense.

30.03.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know who "us" is but odds are I actually do hate them if they're getting publicly humiliated at a town hall.

21.03.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a white person in a long sleeve gray shirt covering a wine glass with their hand

Picture of a white person in a long sleeve gray shirt covering a wine glass with their hand

And this is what I'm doing with my hands

19.03.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Clown meme:
Women are cringe
Empathy is cringe 
I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality 
There's a male loneliness epidemic

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

18.03.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 29408    πŸ” 5960    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 191
X post by Timothy Snyder (@TimothyD
...),  posted 6 hours ago. The post reads, "The people Attorney General Bondi is calling 'terrorists' have had no trial and no chance to defend them. We do not know they are. Ignoring the Constitution does not make us safe. It puts us all in peril."

X post by Timothy Snyder (@TimothyD ...), posted 6 hours ago. The post reads, "The people Attorney General Bondi is calling 'terrorists' have had no trial and no chance to defend them. We do not know they are. Ignoring the Constitution does not make us safe. It puts us all in peril."

I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.

17.03.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 61191    πŸ” 17294    πŸ’¬ 1021    πŸ“Œ 488

Sounds about white

18.03.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy Alt: Gif from the movie Dodgeball of two male sports announcers sitting in front of a crowd, the text says "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
16.03.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Du Jour means seat belts!"

16.03.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black cat sitting on top of a red blanket staring directly at the camera. The cat is sitting on its bum with his arms by his sides.

Black cat sitting on top of a red blanket staring directly at the camera. The cat is sitting on its bum with his arms by his sides.

15.03.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon of the US Constitution burning with Trump's face in the flame. Next to it is a donkey in a firefighter`s uniform with an unused fire hose. The donkey is holding a round black sign that says "Fire".

A cartoon of the US Constitution burning with Trump's face in the flame. Next to it is a donkey in a firefighter`s uniform with an unused fire hose. The donkey is holding a round black sign that says "Fire".

08.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called Congressman Green this morning to thank him and tell him I didn't agree with the House censuring him.

06.03.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team points a cigarette towards the camera, smirks, and says "I don't believe you"
06.03.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing their next launch will be an Icarus charm as a reminder to always be ambitious.

06.03.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having red lines for politicans and general human beings is not a "purity test", especially when those red lines are no sexual assault and no rape. Full stop.

02.03.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A group humanoid characters. One has their hand raised next to text that says, "uh, hi, yes, I have a question". Then below the same humanoid character in the group says β€œwhat the fuck?!"

A group humanoid characters. One has their hand raised next to text that says, "uh, hi, yes, I have a question". Then below the same humanoid character in the group says β€œwhat the fuck?!"

01.03.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social bookmarking it for worst takes of 2025

28.02.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really sad how SWERF-y this discourse gets every single time. Sex work is work. Sex workers deserve our support and protection. We should never throw sex workers under the bus.

23.02.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' .
21.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So far 2025's theme seems to be: Mediocre White Man About To Make His Privilege Your Problem

17.02.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

He's got that dog in him (aging in dog years)

14.02.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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