Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller

Last I checked, burning is painful.

Oh this last name of mine…

Let me think about this one…

Legit…that is the actual best idea.

Rockstar should probably just not announce a date until the date. #GTAVI

(Uncle Dan and Niece play their own version of Rock Paper Scissors where they make up whatever they want.
Uncle Dan: Shark
Niece: Straw. I win.
Uncle Dan: Why do you win??
Niece: Pollution.

My niece is five years old.

C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.

“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”

Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.

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Watching Episode 9 of Change or Die like…

I really didn't know anything about Foxy Shazam before the season started...and now I've been listening to them non-stop. Thank you for introducing so many of us to their genius!

I'd rather select crosswalks.

This feels condescending.

So hear me out...

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75-game Wordle streak is over...

Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth

- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.

- Rock the Casbah

Pfft. “New?”

Don’t you dare judge me.

It's a trap!

Are Peabo Bryson fans called Peabodies?

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This season's Peacemaker, man...

Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to talk to my new friend on WhatsApp. She’s just waiting for my bank info.

She just kept the same email when she got married. Duh.

Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.

Narrator: “His first name was Baldguy.”

I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!

My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…

…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.