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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with his mouth open and the word yay written on it . Alt: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with his mouth open and the word yay written on it .

TGIF! It's time to have some fun. We're trying out a new party game tonight called Goofy Gorillas. It's bound to be chaotic as hell.

Stream starts in about 45 minutes at 7pm CT! See you at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!

Id say that pigeon was the real loser here! Poor bastard!

That's extremely weird...I wonder how that's affected flora growth?

Which means the only way to ensure that you don't kill a sapient animal is to run screaming at them and kill them in melee.

If they scream like a human in response to you running at them, it's time to stop! That's gonna count as murder!

That last one sounds sick as fuck though

Well if I had allowed the obvious, I'd have gotten a bunch of responses saying "Magic lol"

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

What is something* in your setting that people would consider ""normal"", but would be considered weird to us?

*ASIDE FROM THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS LIKE DRAGONS, MAGIC, AND RESURRECTION.

#TTRPG

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

What is something* in your setting that people would consider ""normal"", but would be considered weird to us?

*ASIDE FROM THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS LIKE DRAGONS, MAGIC, AND RESURRECTION.

#TTRPG

Here's the cover of Bedfellow by yours truly. The cover is black with a black and white illustration of a bald creature with his face in shadow and tiny white eyes. He's playing with little figures beside a two story doll house.

Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last.

A signal boost would be a colossal help.

www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je...

bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

Ooh, horror novel

Unless we're talking about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and then they are the same thing but THAT IS THE EXCEPTION!

What the fuck

Put that little fucker into a jar and shake it around, little bastard

Eyepatch Wolf doing his best Yuri Knorozov impression for that photo I see

grateful to be in a book with all these legends! heres a bonus jiro screenshot thanks @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social 🖤

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

What is the most resilient creature to exist in your setting, and just how much would it take to kill it?

#TTRPG

There's something appealing about a threat that just... leisurely walks to its destination.

There's no sprint to cause as much destruction as possible, just a slow inevitable march

Yeah I'd say let's just keep him locked away for a bit longer

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

What is the most resilient creature to exist in your setting, and just how much would it take to kill it?

#TTRPG

a drawing of two horses with a heart in the air Alt: Gif of the game Okami where a white wolf barks at a cartoon brown horse

Bark bark bark bark Okami bark bark in an hour

Okami stream starts at 6pm CT at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!

Every stupid person I interact with makes me understand that Ben Affleck smoking meme more and more every day.

Oh absolutely to both

If they're using ingredients that are complicated to make or pricey? Oh yeah, I can see it.

But...some of those mocktails also just boil down to grenadine and juice. Which is absurd to charge out the ass for.

She's an awful person who made her decisions, ruined her relationship with her eldest grandchildren, and is basically the textbook definition of "toxic" and "manipulative'.

Cutting her and the rest of that family out of my life was the best decision I ever made.

As someone who likes to make cocktails, and has made mocktails for friends who don't drink-

Man those 15 dollar plus price points for mocktails are criminal.

My brother in Christ, I don't even want to speak to my living grandmother.

I'm of the opinion that one, children need to be taught politics in school, history of political parties, and media literacy, and two, voting should be mandatory.

You don't vote, you pay a fine, which will then go to public services.

Pfft.

Real men use Chiller

Damn, font controversy?

Arceus in a Groucho Marx mask