Probably Bad RPG Ideas

wizard named Webinar who keeps summoning you for meetings that could have been telepathic messages

Hype up your GM

"WHAT'S UP BITCHES! LET'S DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING D&D WITH MOTHERFUCKING JIMMY!" you scream, smashing through the GM's window waving sparklers

Spell that halves your hitpoints but never kills you, a la Zeno's paradox

Rules super-light. There's no way to get across what your PC is doing.

Just sit there and imagine it, and hope it matches what everyone else is imagining.

be sure to make sure the other creatures don't get jealous of goblins by including "hob" versions of everything

Aw shit, Strahd is packing heat!

Weird to think we're now only one month away from the end of 2025

wizard named Webinar who keeps summoning you for meetings that could have been telepathic messages

Thief who specializes in stealing other character's narrative arcs.

New elf racial feature - you can put one person on the naughty list, no questions asked.

Werewolves're only supernatural at full moons, otherwise they're just a guy.

This means anyone can be a werewolf. If the story doesn't take place at night on full moons it just doesn't come up, you know?

Make it so in your setting everyone's a werewolf. It's just a new moon, so you don't find out.

Zeb-ska, the two-tone horse

magic wand that's made from a werewolf's baculum

dare you see what it does?

Drink your GM's pop to establish dominance

10 Candles but 16 Candles

You must resolve the love triangle before the monsters get you

BBEG who's evil scheme is to turn the campaign into a dating sim.

At the start of the game, roll a d100 to see how focused you are on playing the game this session.

players say the rule book is too long? have a rice-writer copy it out and tell them it's a one-pager

Somewhere in the world is a mountain a thousand miles tall and made of solid diamond.

Every thousand years, a bird lands there and brushes the top with its feathers once.

And when that mountain is eroded away? I'll be free to game.

I asked my boss but I do have to be there the whole time. Sorry.

Gain advantage by giving your GM a little cuddle. Maybe a smooch if they are amenable.

Infernal Death Blast Of Utter Fiery Desolation And Lamentation To Bring Woe And Destitution Upon All Who Oppose You (does 1d2 fire damage to a single target, half on a successful save)

Put all your points into "being sad".

If a game session is delayed, the Big Bad's plans go on unopposed.

Miss too many, and you come back to find the world ended while you were sorting out work.

I tried to come up with an idea around "reverse dispel magic", as in a spell that takes a place without magic and puts magic there, and then I realised that I just came up with magic again.

Dispel Magic came first and all other magical spells are just putting Dispel Magic in reverse polarity.

Elemental Plane of Elemental Planes of Elemental Planes of Elemental Planes.
Elemental Plane of Me
(Hello!)

Elemental Plane of Things That Are Blue, Made Of Glass, 2-4 Inches Tall, Contain Exactly Three Cracks, Are Less Then 3 Years And More Than One Year Old, Are Currently In Direct Sunlight And Have Moved Exactly 32m In Total In Their Existence.

Elemental Plane of Oganesson (get there quickly if you want to see it!)
Elemental Plane of Tumblr Sexymen
Elemental Plane of Scheduling Errors

Elemental Plane of Fire. No, not that one. The other one. We also have fire! It's not unique to that one place!
The Elemental Plane of AI Slop (people keep building portals here for some reason?)
Elemental Plane of Elemental Planes of Elemental Planes

Lesser Known Elemental Planes

Elemental Plane of Testicular Tortion.
Elemental Plane of Poorly Thought-Out Plot Points (it's lesser known, but you've likely played a campaign set here!)
Elemental Plane of Elemental Planes.

Evil artifact that retroactively removes hero's tragic backstories so that they become normal people and never try to stop the big bad.