Clawed Rains

and one syllable of his first name

scary

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

Watching a movie where Vincent Price takes off a fake mustache to reveal his real mustache and that should happen in every movie

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

Remember, revenge must be consummated in my condominium.

There is not nearly enough online discourse about Mark Vieha’s song ‘Way to Go’ and I fear there never will be.

oh good old buckhead. every Atlanta native has a great grandparent who once owned property in buckhead but stupidly sold it before property values skyrocketed.

or the family dog gambled the deed away in a poker match.

we batlantans love our marta we just wish it went to places that we didn’t have to drive to to get to. you too?

dang brother Alex gonna get him one of those varsity chili dogs hell yeah

Mercer v Wofford box score showing Mercer scored -10 points

@sickoscommittee.org Mercer keeping it close by scoring negative 10 points in the third quarter?

I looked at who you’re following and now I’m following 3 more people.

You’re our spider, our hero.

but sausage and cider were right there

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It seemed as though the mountain range had separated two atmospheres, and that now we had got into the thunderous one

Happy world Dracula day. He is risen, and he is making hamburgers medium rare.

9 hour flight to munich? Man I’m glad I brought this tuna salad sandwich.

Audio attachments be like:

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/be/14/2522058A-E874-4471-9E2A-47C3385F06CD/99x.m4a

These things are supposed to be phones, with like, you know, sound.

thinking about Hommy-Beg, strutting down the streets of Romania with his good buddy Stoker

the lights flashed as the others came pouring out of the cemetery pell-mell, like men possessed.

the last sight that i remembered was a vague, white, moving mass, as if all the graves around me had sent out the phantoms of their sheeted-dead, and that they were closing in on me through the white cloudiness of the driving hail.

there was something so weird and uncanny about the whole thing that it gave me a turn and made me feel quite faint. i began to wish, for the first time, that i had taken johann’s advice.

i said go home, johann — Walpurgis nacht doesn’t concern englishmen

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

those who were left fled away to other places, where the living lived, and the dead were dead and not — not something else

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"I want to watch an adaptation of Poe's THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER."

"Which one?"

"The one from 1928."

"Which one?"

"The really experimental one."

"Which one?"

"The one that went all surreal with its cinematography."

"WHICH ONE????"

speak up we can’t hear you

It’s-a the state, atari amsterdam